Deadpool (2016)

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Abefroman

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I dunno, I had more emotional attachment to that lightsaber fight then all of the Star Wars prequels.
 
Malakriss

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I submit that if Batman was in a universe where the force existed he would be able to use it, especially the precognition abilities. Also, if he got hold of some Empire tech he would be unstoppable.
 
Agraza

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Abefroman_sl said:
I dunno, I had more emotional attachment to that lightsaber fight then all of the Star Wars prequels.
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The Edge_sl said:
Oh, is this, like... a thing now?

Good for you.
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Hahaha! FUCK, that made my morning.
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Genjiro

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Tuco_sl said:
If you assume Batman can prepare it's an interesting fight but I agree. It'd be cool to see:
https://www.youtube.com/user/screwattack

Do that battle instead since they give the debate justice instead of having comicon nerds vote and then making a very cool video of it.


The big thing that Super Power Beat Down missed was the fact that Vader can use the force to detect Batman and Batman's intent. To me this is the bigger threat more than force choke, lightsabers etc. Much like the spider sense that spiderman has vs batman in their screwattack deathbattle. All the gambits that Batman would've prepared to defeat Vader could be easily shown to be unraveled by the fact that Vader would sense it. This sort of assumes that the writer of the fight would account for that, and the force is a traitorous bitch (aka not written evenly). Otherwise like the video Batman is one EMP from beating Vader at any time.




But if Batman can unlock superman it's game over for Vader, much like the video showed.
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Bro you must be new to Batman arguments.

See, Batman would have prepared some mind shielding serum or chemistry labbed batgayspray to disable mitochlorians so his intent would never be known. Batman fans have/will come up with reasons he would smash even the Beyonder and everyone else in the entire comic multiverse. Vader would be easily dispatched in their minds.
 
Caliane

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yeah, it would be like when Batman and green lanterns fight. Batman just walks up and takes the ring from the Lantern as the ring decides Batman is totally the best, and more deserving of the ring.
The Force would obviously deem Batman the new chosen one, and Batman would get all the powers of a Sith lord.
 
fris

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i can't believe how bad we're shitting up this thread about a movie that will likely be amazballs

everyone is obviously overlooking batman's force potential. surely if his blood was tested, his midichorlian level's would just below yodas. this is surely the source of his prepareuberness. with proper force training instead of what he was subject too, he would rule the universe. that much potential without training would have lead to the dark side otherwise.

excuse me while i wash the vomit out of my mouth and bury the child that just died inside of me.
 
Tuco

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I don't see how a movie about Deadpool could really be shitted up. If Deadpool himself were posting in this thread my inbox would be full of reports every day.
 
Lanx

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I look past Liefield and his horrible non-feet and imo the more important person is Fabian Nicieza, i don't think he's written Deadpool since Deadpool & Cable. He writes my fav Deadpool along with Remender in xforce.
 
Genjiro

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Haha Liefeld and his epic feet. Would be awesome if there was a moment in the movie where his feet were all fucked up and he bitched about it. Well his feet werent the only awful thing, but by far the most horrific looking....idk if there was ever a worse comic artist who got to do such high profile work.

Lol Soooooooooooo Bad

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Kovaks

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Genjiro_sl said:
Haha Liefeld and his epic feet. Would be awesome if there was a moment in the movie where his feet were all fucked up and he bitched about it. Well his feet werent the only awful thing, but by far the most horrific looking....idk if there was ever a worse comic artist who got to do such high profile work.

Lol Soooooooooooo Bad

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God I forgot about this everything about it is the worst. Even looking past the anatomy and face the shadows on the shield make no fucking sense.
 
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