Deadpool (2016)

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Jait

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I would pay a sub just to get a video a month like that Halloween one. No mistake, this is a great r-rated franchise in the making if they stay true. Mad max more than showed there's still plenty of room for purists.
 

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Deadpool director: Ryan Reynolds' character will be first pansexual superhero | Film | The Guardian
 

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In August 2015, the character's co-creator, Fabian Nicieza said: "Deadpool is whatever sexual inclination his brain tells him he is in that moment. And then the moment passes."

Nicieza also suggested that fans' feelings of ownership of the character led them to try to pigeonhole his orientation. "I've been dogged with the DP sexuality questions for years. It is a bit tiring. He is NO sex and ALL sexes. He is yours and everyone else's. So not dismissive, but rather the epitome of inclusive."
yea wtf? i've been reading DP for 20ish years, never once saw any of this new aged pansexual shit.
 

Jait

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I think they are referring to 1 liners. Deadpool won't be doing a 5 way with a poodle, Spider-Man, and the 4th wall Ryan. It's free headlines. Fuck. You try competing with Star Wars ads.
 

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Damn, that was much higher quality than I expected. Now I'm going to have to check out more of them. I'd have liked to see Harley's (and Domino's) tittays though.
 

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not even a contest. healing factor+4th wall for deadpool. Domino's luck+experience would kill them all. honestly, its nonsense framing it as deadpool vs joker, when Domino would be the main killer.

having now watched it. I would have changed a few things. Harley standing up to Domino for more then like 1 second of a headshot is silly. Would have started with Harley vs Deadpool.
And then taken advantage of Harley better. theres a few things more casuals don't know about her.
First, modern Harley pretty much IS DC's Deadpool. Also totally 4th wall breaking.
second, she is a metahuman. its subtle and rarely overtly referenced, but it is canon she is. Arguably cartoon physics. its not certain if that is what they are. Or, just super strength, durability, and some precog. her powers make her crazy as well. they are tied, in some way. the more crazy, the stronger they are. this predates her relation to Joker, and the new 52 acid bath as well. Her hallucinations can provide knowledge she should not have. the giant mallet is not just a comic/cartoon fiat. its either the cartoon physics or superstrength that lets her do it. others can't swing it around like her, and its been commented on a number of times, it shouldn't be possible.
she ALSO, has Poison Ivy has her lesbian bestfriend/lover. Poison Ivy has done alot of stuff to her. Shes immune to pretty much all toxins, venoms and poisons, etc.

none of this would stop a bullet to the head from Domino though. But a Deadpool vs Harley fight without her giant mallet is a mistake. And I think having this kind of thing without establishing what Harley can actually do, is a misstep.
 

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I'm so glad Vader won in that one. I don't give a damn how awesome The Bat is. Vader would wipe the floor with him.
If you assume Batman can prepare it's an interesting fight but I agree. It'd be cool to see:
https://www.youtube.com/user/screwattack

Do that battle instead since they give the debate justice instead of having comicon nerds vote and then making a very cool video of it.


The big thing that Super Power Beat Down missed was the fact that Vader can use the force to detect Batman and Batman's intent. To me this is the bigger threat more than force choke, lightsabers etc. Much like the spider sense that spiderman has vs batman in their screwattack deathbattle. All the gambits that Batman would've prepared to defeat Vader could be easily shown to be unraveled by the fact that Vader would sense it. This sort of assumes that the writer of the fight would account for that, and the force is a traitorous bitch (aka not written evenly). Otherwise like the video Batman is one EMP from beating Vader at any time.




But if Batman can unlock superman it's game over for Vader, much like the video showed.
 

Jait

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Batman would just put an explosive on the floor and walk Vader's dumb ass over it.

The Force didn't do a great job of sustaining Vader after the Emperor's lightning barely arced through him shutting off his breather. He fucking died. Look, I love Vader. But he's just not all that powerful unless you're British and unarmed.
 

Tuco

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Nah, Vader is a killing machine that would sense that explosive on the floor. He didn't ice an army of Jedi by being careless. I'm telling you, the force is unconstrained bullshit that can parry Batman's preparationpower.
 

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The Batman vs Vader lightsaber fight was one of the stupidest things I've seen. As would any fight with a lightsaber be if it was one person with no use of the Force vs a Jedi/Sith.