Latest article about the patch notes on Kotaku has this opening line:
"Today Bungie released a new patch for Destiny, a video game in which players gradually learn how to quit playing Destiny."
some of my other favorite opening lines for Destiny news from this site:
"Farewell, hilarious Destiny exploit that allowed us to kill Crota by pulling out a LAN cable and watching him enter a permanent state of paralysis as we danced around his big dumb green head."
"On Saturday, I started a brand new character in Destiny, a video game in which players travel through space fighting against impenetrable dialogue."
"Destiny, a video game in which players roam the solar system getting angry at Destiny, recently introduced some changes to exotic weapons and armor, and today, as we finally see the last of those changes in action, it's become clear that they're a total mess."
"Destiny is fun and all, but you know what it really needs? Paul McCartney's hologram flailing his arms while a group of guardians sits in a semi-circle, peacefully contemplating what it means to be human."
"Today, Bungie released a new update for Destiny, a video game in which players travel the galaxy asking themselves why they're still playing Destiny."
"Destiny, a video game in which players travel through the galaxy and battle against random loot tables, is by most accounts a commercial success."