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bolok

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Holy shit this vampire looks like a doofus.
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He got that mmo player neck
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Complete with the congealed Code Red dribbling down face, neck, and shirt. Got that severe dibeetus, time to cut off some limbs skin colouring too.

Here's a datamined image of the new Loot Goblin Boss:
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Ambiturner

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bolok said:
Holy shit this vampire looks like a doofus.
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Outside of how derpy the vampire looks, these are at least steps in the right direction. Doubt it will be enough content to justify an entire season over, though.

I also love how they try and make the renown rewards look like 2 separate things by just saying the same thing in a different way.
 
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bigmark268 said:
That vampire looks like a shitty npc from View attachment 487691
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My first thought was it looked like Kain, and he had fallen on harder times from drinking winos haha.

I'd kill for a well done reboot of the original Legacy of Kain with a modern ARPG system, bigger Nosgoth, and open world shit. I loved the original. The switch to a 3D action game kinda sucked, even though I liked Soul Reaver for it's story. Fucking shit went weird after that with angel vampires and interdimensional space aliens, so they basically killed the series.
 
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I love that they say “we need a survivor” in the middle of that trailer. Did someone actually speak up in a season design meeting and say “I know, we could have a ‘vampire survivor’ season!”and they all clapped? They’re chasing a $4 game lmao
 
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bolok

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Hateyou said:
I love that they say “we need a survivor” in the middle of that trailer. Did someone actually speak up in a season design meeting and say “I know, we could have a ‘vampire survivor’ season!”and they all clapped? They’re chasing a $4 game lmao
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That 4 dolla game has more heart than blizz's output for the last decade+
 
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why are you all surprised? remember, these are the devs
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i'm surprised the vampires don't sparkle
 
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