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OneofOne

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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I just watched one of Empyrians poe 2 videos. It's looking like a masterfully crafted game with absolutely no jank, quality fights and visual clarity.

Oh wait, it was rife with alva spamming voice lines, character animation glitches, their first map insta crashing their party, another map crashing their party, being able to body block your party (lol, gl partying with randoms when they can hard grief you via collision), negative 10 visibility from all the skill effects, multiple talk of skills being nerfed, bosses getting 1shot, etc.
And yet... the beta buggy version of PoE2 is better than D4. That's just sad, man.
 

Deathwing

<Bronze Donator>
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For once, wizardhawk is right. PoE2 has a ton of problems and it's not fair to compare it to D4. For example, currency drops are so rare, he wouldn't even be able to execute his patented "vaal it and quit it".
 
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Goatface

Avatar of War Slayer
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16,640
i didn't start playing d4 until season2 and quit after s3. that era of d4 was far more enjoyable than where i am at now in poe2. think poe2 has the potential to be better, but going to take them a bunch of work.
 

Tmac

Adventurer
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10,083
17,158
Movement still looks sluggish in PoE2. That was my biggest isseu in the last game.
 
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Khane

Got something right about marriage
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14,387
The combat makes me forget I'm traversing a big map.

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Chris

Potato del Grande
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I heard Elon ragequit POE2 on stream and went back to D4. Haven't seen a clip yet though.
Apparently proof came out that he's paying some guy in Hong Kong to level his characters.

In D4 you can suceed doing that, in PoE 2 you'll just get raped.

It's like taking a shortcut employing a bunch of Indians on visas instead of training your own youth and now your country sucks.
 
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jayrebb

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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Apparently proof came out that he's paying some guy in Hong Kong to level his characters.

In D4 you can suceed doing that, in PoE 2 you'll just get raped.

It's like taking a shortcut employing a bunch of Indians on visas instead of training your own youth and now your country sucks.

This is where he got hardstuck but I heard it's a "Uber Lilith" of POE2? Not familiar myself.

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Does seem to be. He got smashed repeatedly.

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Chris

Potato del Grande
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This is where he got hardstuck but I heard it's a "Uber Lilith" of POE2? Not familiar myself.

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Does seem to be. He got smashed repeatedly.

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Yeah it's basically Uber Lillith but you need to farm A LOT to unlock even one try at it.

He paid someone to skip the good bits of the game for him then ran into the main thing people complain about (almost hardcore rules endgame).
 
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Fucker

Log Wizard
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30,328
3 mythics today. 1 was potato, turned it into a useful ring. Doubled my mythic total in 1 hour.
 

Aazrael

Avatar of War Slayer
3,614
14,027
If PoE2 was not a thing I might have checked out the new season. But now I would rather make a new character there than play this.

How the fuck can they not add more content to do at end game. They keep doing their borrowed power crap. Jesus.
 
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