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Kiroy

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Says its more like D2 than D3.



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Cinge

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It's hard to believe any videos like that. Pretty sure content creators are hand picked to do these things, and if they say bad things, they never get things like this again from blizzard or any other company. Will see how word of mouth is when a more robust beta is going and people talk about it towards the end and close to release.
 
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jayrebb

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I'm hearing from beta the microphone was actually inserted up the coyote's ass for the sound capture to get the intestinal rumbling effect on one of the classes.

They really went the extra mile for this game, man... hell, they assfucked a coyote for it. This is the innovation in the genre people might have been talking about earlier in this thread.

Ossoi Ossoi Do you know anything about the production of Diablo 4?
 
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Daidraco

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It's hard to believe any videos like that. Pretty sure content creators are hand picked to do these things, and if they say bad things, they never get things like this again from blizzard or any other company. Will see how word of mouth is when a more robust beta is going and people talk about it towards the end and close to release.
Of course its hand picked. Dragonflight has abysmal reviews from actual players, but you'd think its the greatest expansion ever if you listened to any of the streamers. Fucking paid shills, the lot of them. A huge chunk of Blizzards newest hires werent developers, but fucking marketing folks. If you're going to spend 5-6 million more a year on just fucking marketing people, then dropping 5-10k on a streamer is an easy fucking win.
 
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Animosity

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Saw some content creators say Blizz sent out D4 gift boxes. So clearly trying to drum up some good PR.
 

Ossoi

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I'm hearing from beta the microphone was actually inserted up the coyote's ass for the sound capture to get the intestinal rumbling effect on one of the classes.

They really went the extra mile for this game, man... hell, they assfucked a coyote for it. This is the innovation in the genre people might have been talking about earlier in this thread.

Ossoi Ossoi Do you know anything about the production of Diablo 4?

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Gavinmad

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Pretty safe to blame it on people who left the studio. Also lol @ trying to throw the Pole under the bus too.
 

Xevy

Log Wizard
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4 days Early Access if you pre-order? On an ARPG? That's fucked.

Maybe there's just 0 trade like D3 which would be a colossal failure.
 
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Tearofsoul

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The real messup ones are

Premium Seasonal Battle Pass Unlock for $90

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Skinner

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$100 "collectors box" doesn't include the game, lol.
Limited to 50,000 on the 15th from B.net store.

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  • Candle of Creation (electric)
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  • Diablo IV Collector’s Edition Art Book
  • Occult Mousepad
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Standard version is $90.
 
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