Tis 4 days my friend, have you never watched DEATHSTALKER???Zuuljin said:
"4 DAYS TO RECOVER THE VITAL JUICES"
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"4 DAYS TO RECOVER THE VITAL JUICES"
Somehow 2.7 inches flaccid doesn"t strike me as the ultra-rare micropenis. That"s 2.7 flaccid is, what, 5 - 7 erect?Eomer said:
I believe that measurment includes part of the penis that is internal and not really measurable in a dick-waving contest.FulorianC said:
How is that even possible; unless you mean touching yourself without any "finality"...The Dauntless One said:
The Dauntless One
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LOL I was joking man! I don"t think I can jerk off more than 3 times a day without feeling discomfort.Laerazi said:
I fucked some girl 7 times in one night way back in the day. I don"t think 10 is outside the realm of reason, though I imagine my arm would be cramping like a mother fucker.Laerazi said:
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Its 15 sweetie.The Ancient said:
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I dunno, we might need those 3-4 days to recover the vital juices to do any sort of material pumping.
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10 times in fucking 24 hours. My fucking asshole.
You"d have a better chance at getting off to amputee midget tranny donkey porn (with clowns) than jacking yourself 10 fucking times in one day. 24 hours at that. I mean figure, you"re going to sleep 8 hours, probably, so that"s just 16 hours, IF you"re an active motherfucker. Chances are, though, that since you"ve decided to sit down and beat the meat around 10 fucking times a day that you sleep at least 12 hours a day because YOU HAVE NO JOB AND NO LIFE.
So now you"re polishing your chain once every hour or so, maybe a little more. Fuck you that"s possible. Maybe 3 or 4 times, tops. Maybe. MAYBE if you went 6 fucking weeks without slapping it around a little, you could push 6. But 10? No way. Your balls would be TOAST by number 8, let alone functional at all by 10. You"d be so far past shooting blanks, you"d be splurting fucking blood. This is not an exercise for the weak here, not anyone can just decide "oh, hey, I think it will be a good idea to yank my piddle around 10 times today, oh dee dooody doo!" It"s not a fucking cakewalk.
So let"s say you get help. Fat chance. We"re going to skip this paragraph because none of you fuckers are suave enough to convince a chick hot enough to get you off 10 times in one day. You"d have to clear out yo...nevermind. Fuck this paragraph, and fuck you.
Ten fucking times in one day. That"s just un-fucking-believable. It cannot be done. This is not up for debate, it"s not open for discussions. It"s a physical impossibility, I don"t care if you"re the champion of the local Saturday night orgy. It"s not going to fuckin happen. Brag about your 10 times a day however much you like, but we all know that"s bullshit.
You"d have a better chance at getting off to amputee midget tranny donkey porn (with clowns) than jacking yourself 10 fucking times in one day. 24 hours at that. I mean figure, you"re going to sleep 8 hours, probably, so that"s just 16 hours, IF you"re an active motherfucker. Chances are, though, that since you"ve decided to sit down and beat the meat around 10 fucking times a day that you sleep at least 12 hours a day because YOU HAVE NO JOB AND NO LIFE.
So now you"re polishing your chain once every hour or so, maybe a little more. Fuck you that"s possible. Maybe 3 or 4 times, tops. Maybe. MAYBE if you went 6 fucking weeks without slapping it around a little, you could push 6. But 10? No way. Your balls would be TOAST by number 8, let alone functional at all by 10. You"d be so far past shooting blanks, you"d be splurting fucking blood. This is not an exercise for the weak here, not anyone can just decide "oh, hey, I think it will be a good idea to yank my piddle around 10 times today, oh dee dooody doo!" It"s not a fucking cakewalk.
So let"s say you get help. Fat chance. We"re going to skip this paragraph because none of you fuckers are suave enough to convince a chick hot enough to get you off 10 times in one day. You"d have to clear out yo...nevermind. Fuck this paragraph, and fuck you.
Ten fucking times in one day. That"s just un-fucking-believable. It cannot be done. This is not up for debate, it"s not open for discussions. It"s a physical impossibility, I don"t care if you"re the champion of the local Saturday night orgy. It"s not going to fuckin happen. Brag about your 10 times a day however much you like, but we all know that"s bullshit.
Hell and here I figured back when he was in the service James would beat off ten times before PT.