I"m fairly certain you need more fiber in our diet. You"re supposed to shit every day.Thhin said:
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So you can squirt in 30 seconds and have done it 16 times in one day? I"m not sure you really realize how special you are. You are like some sort of machine engineered for ejaculation. If you sire less than 300 children you have failed your intended purpose.Vatoreus said:
I haven"t tried any of that recently though, last time was about 6 years ago. I don"t have the energy/time to do that anymore, what with having a kid and all. Plus, I may have worn my pipes down a tad, I was a busy kid in HS.
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Dude, wow. Just. Wow. That"s fucking amazing that you don"t shit at least once a day, and then think people who do are some sort of freaks. I figured you would have got the memo when after the fourth day of not shitting you drop an elephant turd in the toilet and it clogs up immediately, requiring wire disection to break it up into little parts. Chances are if your toilets require the power of a jet engine to flush on a regular basis, you are the one out of whack -- not everyone else.Thhin said:
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I don"t know why but I busted up at these, especially the dinosaur donkey shit.James said:
I once went like 8 days without shitting....
When I was younger I was more sporadic.. I wouldn"t go everyday and sometimes went multiple times a day. As I have gotten older I am regular as fucking clockwork. Every morning around 9am I have to go without fail. And no, I don"t take bran or fiber or anything, I still eat the same as I always have.
When I was younger I was more sporadic.. I wouldn"t go everyday and sometimes went multiple times a day. As I have gotten older I am regular as fucking clockwork. Every morning around 9am I have to go without fail. And no, I don"t take bran or fiber or anything, I still eat the same as I always have.
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Hey, the occasional dry spell in shitting is OK. During Basic Training, I think it took me nearly two weeks to take my first shit, which was about relatively average. There were maybe three dudes there who could shit the first/second/third day they were there, and we even had one guy that waited until the FIFTH WEEK of basic training to take a shit. He was from Louisiana, though, so I mean. Yeah.
I always shit at least once a day, a usually get on the same schedule for about a week. It usually depends on my weekend schedule for when I take a shit, sometimes I go early in the morning all week, sometimes in the early afternoon, and sometimes late at night right before showering. But always always ALWAYS once a day.
I always shit at least once a day, a usually get on the same schedule for about a week. It usually depends on my weekend schedule for when I take a shit, sometimes I go early in the morning all week, sometimes in the early afternoon, and sometimes late at night right before showering. But always always ALWAYS once a day.
You gotta shit once a day usually in the morning, thats just how its done, how its been done since the dawn of time.
I shit daily, sometimes twice a day, but I have stomach problems.
Most I ever cranked was 6, back when I was like 16-17 and i was hurting at the end.
Most I ever cranked was 6, back when I was like 16-17 and i was hurting at the end.
Back when my diet was much unhealthier than now I used to drop huge shits all the time. I formed a fuckin" bridge over the toilet bowel water. Think I had to use a coat hanger for that one. But ever since I started eating healthy, I drop a good sized one same time, every day.
Ok, seriously. This thread is epic fucking material. Here we are now, talking about the regularity of bowel movements. HOF this shit.
Did no one read the link? Yes size matters. So does density, texture and odor. Color too! Every facet of stool is an indicator of your digestive health!