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Gravel

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So, I'm starting this game.

Are you supposed to beat the BOT tutorial game with Dragon knight?
You technically can jump right into normal matches if you want (can't start ranked until you hit some arbitrary account level though).

I'd say run a couple bot matches (solo if you've never played a MOBA, coop if you have) before jumping into normal games. That said, I think Dota is unique as far as mechanics that other MOBA's don't have (denying creeps/towers, tower aggro, etc). I think the tutorials touch on those a little bit, but your time might be better spent either having someone from here tell you (Rethan helped me a great deal with this when I started, as did Intrinsic), or watching Youtube videos.
 

Lendarios

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I have watched the games for hours, since TI1. I have never played a Moba before.

So I am an expert at the theory of it.
 

Louis

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You can have an understanding of theory but not understand the controls. Even the simplest things of whether to right click or left click shit.
 

cyrusreij

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This Liquid vs Alliance game is so bad it's almost funny. Drow scepter sucks.
Jesus fucking christ. It doesn't matter who is even on Alliance, that team always delivers on the stupid. Liquid throwing into an Alliance super epic throw.
 

Gravel

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The commentators are all just like baffled. They're just completely ignoring this Secret/Vega game and talking about how fucked that game was. Even bringing in other people now.

What a ridiculous game.
 

Zaphid

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I watched the Secret game and it was awesome if you like pros farm efficiently, but Secret just kind of walked over Vega by simply farming up and marching into their base. Otherwise snoozefest
 

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Trump's Staff
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You can have an understanding of theory but not understand the controls. Even the simplest things of whether to right click or left click shit.
bro. i know i suck..

The venon bot was killing me non stop, and I'm like "WTH this is NOT what happens to Sumail"!!!

Then i said "fuck this middle lane", let me kill this creep camp....

oh fuck...

PS:what tournament is going on right now?
 

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Trump's Staff
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yes, the fucker has fucking range on my melee attack, I'm chasing him no stop, and the fucker is kiting me,
Maybe I should spam "q"
 

Gravel

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I'm pretty sure Viper is still close to auto-win for whatever lane he's in. That Q is a bitch.

He falls off hard as shit though.
 

Nirgon

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ya, love that you can manually fire toggle abils and not have the creeps aggro u

real sick, dont know if half the people in pubs know it
 

Zaphid

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bro. i know i suck..

The venon bot was killing me non stop, and I'm like "WTH this is NOT what happens to Sumail"!!!

Then i said "fuck this middle lane", let me kill this creep camp....

oh fuck...

PS:what tournament is going on right now?

Qualifiers for the next Valve-organized tournament, pretty much one of the most prestigious tournaments of the year. It's also the only time you will see this many games being played in such a short time span.

As far as newbie heroes go, There's always Wraith King and QoP. Even if you suck at lasthitting, you can murder somebody with scream+ulti once you hit lvl 7+
 

Gravel

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Fucking Envy. Against PD, he tried to solo Rosh. Spent fucking FOREVER, and ended up dying with Rosh at about 100hp. PD just walks right in, hits it once, and free Aegis.

Envy is the fucking worst.

Oh, and did I mention he bought back, too? LOL.

Edit: Apparently I can't embed the clip. Keeps changing it to an embed of the channel. EE does Roshan • /r/DotA2
 
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