Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

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Erronius

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Man, Mist, something has to change. Your life has become the lyrics from some sort of terrible country song.
 
khalid

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The problem is that most sad country songs assume you actually had a relationship that was going well and then failed. I'm not sure she has gotten that far.

I nominate "Hello Walls" by Faron Young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=21&v=HMSWAUAKJn0

Hello walls (Hello hello)
How things go for you today
Don't you miss her
Since she upped and walked away
And I'll bet you dread to spend another lonely night with me
But lonely walls I'll keep you company
Hello window (Hello hello)
Well I see that you're still here
Aren't you lonely
Since our darling disappeared
Well look here is that a teardrop in the corner of your pane
Now don't you try to tell me that it's rain
She went away and left us all alone the way she planned
Guess we'll have to learn to get along without her if we can
Hello ceiling (Hello hello)
I'm gonna stare at you a while
You know I can't sleep
So won't you bear with me a while
We've gotta all stick together or else I'll lose my mind
 
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Any time I get into anything remotely resembling a relationship I just call it off and bail because I can't possibly understand what anyone could like about me.
 
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Mist_sl said:
Any time I get into anything remotely resembling a relationship I just call it off and bail because I can't possibly understand what anyone could like about me.
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Yeah, I get that.

About nothing about you being likable, I mean. But you know what? I know someone who loves you.

It's Jesus.
 
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Mist_sl said:
Any time I get into anything remotely resembling a relationship I just call it off and bail because I can't possibly understand what anyone could like about me.
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What difference does it make what they like about you, as long as they do?
 
Mist

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There's definitely dykes who get away with treating femmes like shit. That's not the type of person I'd ever want to be or the type of relationship I'd ever want to have.
 
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Gotta love yourself before you can love others, Mist.

Emphasize the positive, rather than focusing on the negative.
 
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I learned long ago that if someone is seeing/hanging out with/dating me, then just accept it. They obviously see something, even if I don't.

Maybe it was the fact that my penis skin tone matched the rest of my body, maybe it was my incredible personality, I don't know.
 
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Mist_sl said:
There's definitely dykes who get away with treating femmes like shit. That's not the type of person I'd ever want to be or the type of relationship I'd ever want to have.
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There used to be a guy like you. He wanted to be happy but couldn't bring himself to take what he wanted. One night he got drunk and accidentally raped a goat. While it was embarrassing, he realized it made him happy.

He went on to many great things after that. He discovered a NEW WORLD and HE TOOK IT FOR HIMSELF. PEOPLE CELEBRATED HIM!!

You can do the same Mist.


That man's name you ask? Christopher Columbus.
 
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Mist_sl said:
I would say literally the exact opposite.
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Because you perceive your reactions to be out of your control. "I just couldn't do X because of Y." Yes you fucking could. Stop making excuses.
 
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