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hodj · Mar 21, 2016

Please, though, Chaos, since I was "shitposting in a high traffic thread" cite the posts by me that you considered shit posting before I responded to Draegan's personal attack on me.

I'll be waiting, and you know why. Because they don't exist.

I was fine in that thread until Draegan started attacking me and other repeatedly for no reason.

Your complete revisionist history is demonstrably fucking false and everyone knows it.

chaos · Mar 21, 2016

For weeks my ass, you just haven't been rickshawed for your shitposting that doesn't mean you haven't done it.

And there's no spin there. That is exactly what happened. You chose to be hodj, you are an adult and didn't have to, but maybe you can't help yourself or whatever. I dont pretend to know or care. You got what you deserved.

You seriously sound like a child. "BUT HE STARTED IT!" What a fucking joke.

hodj · Mar 21, 2016

And you seem to have this issue with no understanding that the abuse of power is Draegan being able to go into a thread and attack posters, but they get punished when they respond.

So you've got another built in bullshit strawman.

You're really working double over time to make up bullshit excuses for the moderator team over this fuck up. Gotta give you credit there. You can shill hard.

hodj · Mar 21, 2016

chaos_sl said:
For weeks my ass, you just haven't been rickshawed for your shitposting that doesn't mean you haven't done it.

And there's no spin there. That is exactly what happened. You chose to be hodj, you are an adult and didn't have to, but maybe you can't help yourself or whatever. I dont pretend to know or care. You got what you deserved.

You seriously sound like a child. "BUT HE STARTED IT!" What a fucking joke.

Cite my shitposting in the Politics thread before I responded to Draegan. Go back a month if you want. Find it. Cite it. Or admit you're full of shit.

Fucking coward.

hodj · Mar 21, 2016

You seriously sound like a child. "BUT HE STARTED IT!" What a fucking joke.

You're such a fucking joke. This is the best you've got, a strawman. The issue isn't that Draegan "started it".

The issue is that he's the fucking admin and he's coming into a thread repeatedly and attacking people with no substance posts, and when someone finally tells him where he can shove that shit, they get rickshawed. Not even infracted. Shawed.

You know this, too.

chaos · Mar 21, 2016

I have no authority over Draegan's behavior. Take it to Tuco. That's what a reasonable person would do, but a reasonable person wouldn't be in this position to begin with so it's kind of a moot point.

I'm just bored in class bro, if I was trying to shill I'd have to actually change the details of what happened. But what happened is you got goaded into being a stupid cocksucker, you proceeded to act like a stupid cocksucker, and are now super duper butthurt that someone cracked down on you for being a stupid cocksucker. You can deflect and skirt the issue all you want bro but the root cause of this bullshit, every time it happens which is shockingly often for a grown fucking man, is you. You made a choice.

hodj · Mar 21, 2016

Oh Tuco had already intervened, see, and told us to stop, and we had.

Then Brahma rickshawed me and only me.

I was just bored in class too. I was sitting in a fucking lab where I had to go piss in a cup every 30 minutes so we could do pH, osmolarity, total volume and some other measurements on the urine samples we were taking for a renal physiology lab, and I pop up my ipad browser and I see Draegan doing what he'd been doing for about two straight days now, and I decided to tell him where to shove that shit.

No matter how much you try and pretend that "I caused this", the fact is that you know I didn't.

I did nothing wrong. And I haven't been shitposting in the high traffic thread. I've been very reasonably posting in there fore weeks. When you come up with that tricky little thing we call evidence, that you don't have, because it doesn't exist, to prove your case, let me know.

Till then you're a pussy shit. And you know it.

chaos · Mar 21, 2016

You keep talking about choices you made and then saying that "i didn't cause this". It's silly. I have actually had this exact conversation with my 7 year old, But I don't call her a pussy quite as much.

hodj · Mar 21, 2016

Uh huh.

Still waiting on that citation of my "shitposting in an active thread" that you claimed I did.

You know. Before Draegan popped in to tell me to "take my meds" because he had no cogent rebuttal to the actual point I made which he cited.

chaos · Mar 21, 2016

You know what you did. You proclaimed it proudly, you were "standing up to aggression" or whatever stupid internet toughguy shit you said. Why are you backtracking on your proud record now?

hodj · Mar 21, 2016

chaos_sl said:
You know what you did.

You really can't even keep up now, can you?

Your claim: I was shit posting in an active thread.

The facts: Draegan was the one shit posting, I was merely responding.

My demand: Your evidence I was shitposting in the thread anytime in the pastmonth

Your response: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID DON"T TRY TO HIDE IT HURP DERP

Pathetic.

Your explicit admission of defeat is accepted.

To recap:

You have nothing. I did nothing wrong. You're pathetic. The infraction is pussy shit and everyone knows it.

hodj · Mar 21, 2016

chaos_sl said:
For weeks my ass, you just haven't been rickshawed for your shitposting that doesn't mean you haven't done it.

If I've been shit posting in any thread in the past month, Politics thread, or any other, cite it.

It should be easy, right. I mean,just because I haven't been rickshawed for it doesn't mean I haven't been doing itright?

Right?

The fact is that I've been working very hard in the Politics thread, and the only other thread I've posted in regularly I think is the Stardew Valley thread, for several weeks now. I've been busy practicing guitar and banjo, over Spring Break I spent half the week planting trees and laying down grass seed and doing other chores I've been waiting on Spring for, etc.

I've been a good boy, Chaos.

You got nothing on me.

Abefroman · Mar 21, 2016

Just fuck and get it over with already.

hodj · Mar 21, 2016

Abefroman_sl said:
Just fuck and get it over with already.

He's the small spoon.

moonarchia · Mar 21, 2016

Put it up on pornhub and get the ad revenue to keep rerolled rolling for a few years.

pharmakos · Mar 21, 2016

hodj_sl said:
I was attacked and defended myself.

i didn't even read the thread in question, but lol'd loud here.

Tanoomba · Mar 21, 2016

Quaid · Mar 21, 2016

Telling hodj to 'take his meds' was below the belt, and was unbecoming of a Presidential candid... Err admin.

Chukzombi · Mar 21, 2016

I can vouch for hodj acting better than he usually is, he didn't go full tantrum until draegan started flinging doodoo and poopoo abusing his mod powers. It was repulsive, but heh maybe he isn't getting as much profit from this board like he used to do maybe he is trying to turn this board into a left-wing circle jerk for hillary

hodj · Mar 21, 2016

Still waiting on Chaos to man up and provide a citation.

But he can't because he's full of shit.

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