Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

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hodj

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But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

Matthew 5:28

By Jesus rules, a_skeleton_03 cheated with Lori like crazy.
 

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""Thou shalt not bear false witness" forbids: "1. Speaking falsely in any matter, lying, equivocating, and any way devising and designing to deceive our neighbor. 2. Speaking unjustly against our neighbor, to the prejudice of his reputation; and (which involves the guilty of both)."

Lol a_skeleton_03 you are fucking retarded as fuck
Where is that definition from? The back of the Bible? Oh it isn't? Care to cite the actual Hebrew for the passage? I will wait for you to copy pasta it.
 

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Oh look, here is a_skeleton_03 claiming to be some religious authority. a_skeleton_03, who denied earlier in this thread my accusation that he constantly pretended to be some authority on religion, now deciding that his own interpretations are legit.

Newsflash dipshit: Hodj, myself and many other atheists have read the bible far more than you. I know I certainly was compelled into Bible school for years, read it many times. If you read it as many times we have, you might not believe in it either.


Like I said, play your pedantic games all you want. St. Peter isn't going to take it kindly when you try and play rules-lawyer with him.
That is me claiming authority? Stating that you don't even know what you are talking about? Wow your standards for an authority are low.
 

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http://www.levitt.com/hebrew/commandments.html

- # 9 -
Hebraic Insight.

The ninth commandment prohibits swearing falsely against your neighbor in matters of law and civil proceedings, but, on a deeper level, it implicitly indicates the responsibility to be a witness of the truth at all times. Note that the Hebrew word for "truth" (emet) is composed from the first, the middle, and the last letters of the Hebrew alphabet, thus indicating that it encompasses the first things, the last things, and everything in between. Thus, in relation to our neighbor (who is really everyone), we are to be truthful and bear witness to the truth in all our moments of life. By lying, by bearing false testimony, we effectively deny the relationship to the One who said, "I am the Way and the Truth and the Life."

(hebrew)
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor"
- Ex. 20:16

Yup. Lying is still a violation of the Jewish version of the law.

Not that that matters, since you're a CHRISTIAN and not a JEW
 

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But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

Matthew 5:28

By Jesus rules, a_skeleton_03 cheated with Lori like crazy.
Once again if you had met her you wouldn't have a lustful thought in your heart and you would know I do not. Well unless you are a chain smoker that likes fake bimbos that are completely vapid and have resting bitch face all the time.
 

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"The lady doth protest too much, methinks" is a quotation from the 1602 play Hamlet by William Shakespeare. It has been used as a figure of speech, in various phrasings, to indicate that a person's overly frequent or vehement attempts to convince others of something have ironically helped to convince others that the opposite is true, by making the person look insincere and defensive.

In rhetorical terms, the phrase can be thought of as indicating an unintentional apophasis-where the speaker who "protests too much" in favor of some assertion puts into others' minds the idea that the assertion is false, something that they may not have considered before.
 

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(hebrew)
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor"
- Ex. 20:16
So yeah almost like I was right the entire time.

Is lying bad? Yes. Is it any worse than false witness? No. Is it better than false witness? No. They are both wrong.

Khalid came in here saying I didn't even try to follow the 10 commandments (not that they matter at all) so I asked him to cite which one I am not even trying to follow. He stated that one. He is wrong. He can try another one if he wants though.
 

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Can't defend your shitty "Lying isn't a violation of the thou shalt not bear false witness" claim, I see.
 

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This is fun.

Mudcrush, try and pay attention next time you come online. This is why we spend so much time doing this.

Its the best free entertainment around.

Well, free for us. I like to think every post I make costs Draegan another fraction of a penny, and if I post enough, it'll accumulate to another dollar or two.
 

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You think St. Peter is going to buy this brosef?
Yeah and much more because he isn't the person in charge of that first of all.

Second of all the following passages have me covered: 1 John 1:9, Mark 3:28, Romans 3:23-26, Romans 10:9, and one of the best ones Isaiah 43:25 - "I, I am he who blots out your transgressions for my own sake, and I will not remember your sins.
 

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"The lady doth protest too much, methinks" is a quotation from the 1602 play Hamlet by William Shakespeare. It has been used as a figure of speech, in various phrasings, to indicate that a person's overly frequent or vehement attempts to convince others of something have ironically helped to convince others that the opposite is true, by making the person look insincere and defensive.

In rhetorical terms, the phrase can be thought of as indicating an unintentional apophasis-where the speaker who "protests too much" in favor of some assertion puts into others' minds the idea that the assertion is false, something that they may not have considered before.
Could it not be used in the opposite way? That you doth protest too much that I did hit on her?
 

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I did. I never said lying wasn't bad but it isn't in the 10 commandments.
Lol /semanticsgamesarentarebuttal.jpg

Bearing false witness is, in fact, lying, and is, in fact, in the 10 commandments.

Not that the 10 commandments actually matter anyway. Protip: They don't.
 

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Lol /semanticsgamesarentarebuttal.jpg

Bearing false witness is, in fact, lying, and is, in fact, in the 10 commandments.

Not that the 10 commandments actually matter anyway. Protip: They don't.
Bearing false witness = lying

Lying != bearing false witness

PRO-TIP: I already said they don't but khalid was using that for his metric.
 

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At this point, the charge that you are fully retarded has been documented, evidenced, proven, and cited beyond all doubt.
 
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