Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

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iannis

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It actually is cold outside, too. I was going to go for a walk but 5 minutes in I realized that it would have to be a run or a jog. And I don't wanna be all sweaty.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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You gotta spring me big Ern. Tuco's gone mad with power. Maybe once I'm on the outside I can make him a Santa hat avatar and his heart will grow 3 sizes.
 

khalid

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Mods, instead of RRPing Mario, why don't you do something productive and RRP Lumie so he doesn't spam and mock people with cancer.
 

Skanda

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Well, I was wrong about you running to the Amod thread so soon as someone called you a American Inventor in the gamer gate thread. Instead you came running to cry in the rickshaw for some reason.

What a fucking American Inventor.
 

lurkingdirk

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That seems harsh. Are you trying to rehabilitate him, or push him further down? Keep in mind, this is a safe place, dedicated to healing.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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Mario you've served 2 days of a 30 day RRP. Do you feel you've been rehabilitated?
Rehabilitated? Well, now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means. I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a made up word. A politician's word, so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did? here's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.
 
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