Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Daidraco

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Listened to a news story about gayguard on npr just now and 90% of the interview was the producers talking about their mental illnesses and how they added those mental illnesses into the game. Just listening to the tranny talk made my skin crawl.

Lmao it’s hard to imagine some of you are actually going to pay money for this shit.
Im just fucking surprised you actually listen to NPR. Tf is wrong with you?
 
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Im just fucking surprised you actually listen to NPR. Tf is wrong with you?
I pretty much only listen to Jesus radio or NPR. What else should I listen to, rap or pop? Lmao I’m not gay. NPR is useful because it helps me understand my enemy.
 
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Bro...

At this point, I'm just waiting for a clip of one of these characters whining about Trump and fascism.
I would not be surprised if there’s some boss that’s an orange dragon with yellow spinal plates and your kill animation on it is brutal.
 
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Im just fucking surprised you actually listen to NPR. Tf is wrong with you?

You’d be surprised about how much stuff they broadcast that goes against left leaning norms. Not saying that slant doesn’t exist in it, but in the past month I listened to a researcher providing evidence that COVID was leaked from a virology lab in China due to insufficient safeguards for a novel virus and Coleman Hughes (I think?) talking about how many DEI efforts basically go too far and effectively become racist unto themselves (he called it Neo Racism)

There is a cool program called Hidden Brain on Saturday that also discusses research involving the human mind - the one focusing on extremism and how MRI showed how it literally changes the brain was interesting (guy was researching terrorists originally)
 
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FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOL

Thats gotta be the faggiest fucking thing in the history of gaming (well at least since several of our totally straight forum members admitted to fucking Iron Bull as hairy dorfs)

No this is still massively more faggoty. At least you can deflect cornholing bull by rationalizing that you are not gay but asserting dominance prison style. This is just straight up balls crawl back into your chest cucked out faggotry. I think these DEI hires knew this was their last time making a game so they went mustard hole balls deep on every woke thing they could.
 
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I mean, he is a Furry, self admitted. Its easier to ask what is NOT wrong with him.
Pretty sure he's said he's a therian, which is ironic considering the forum name. Dunno if he was Furry Crusader and it got shortened in one of the moves or if that was someone else.

Basically he leans more heavily into mental illness rather than degeneracy.
 

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Pretty sure he's said he's a therian, which is ironic considering the forum name. Dunno if he was Furry Crusader and it got shortened in one of the moves or if that was someone else.

Basically he leans more heavily into mental illness rather than degeneracy.
Correct. I am furry crusader. If you evaluate me as mentally ill I won’t dispute that. I’ve never once tried to justify being a therian as a good thing and I completely repress it in my normal real life.
 
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One of the project leads is a male to female trannie. I'm not even remotely surprised how this game ended up.
He was one of the two mentally ill producers they were showcasing on that npr report I mentioned.
 
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DAI sold a lot…..

But not in its first 90 days IIRC. The game blew up well after launch, during game of the year releases and cheap sales.

I don’t know anyone who bought it at release but lots of people who played in in 2018-2020 after paying 10 bucks for it.

notice they tour the 12 million copies sold with no metrics on revenue or DLc sales.
 
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End of the day there is no way this makes a profit for the company. Giant dev teams corporate bloat, massive or campaigns cost more than ever. The only AAA games that make money are the very best sellers
 
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End of the day there is no way this makes a profit for the company. Giant dev teams corporate bloat, massive or campaigns cost more than ever. The only AAA games that make money are the very best sellers
You might be underestimating how many ppl will buy the game simply due to nostalgia.
 

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End of the day there is no way this makes a profit for the company. Giant dev teams corporate bloat, massive or campaigns cost more than ever. The only AAA games that make money are the very best sellers
The break even point for $100 million AAA game is ~3 million in basic box sales. That's not a particularly high bar for a good, but not great game, but almost every studio has two major problems:

1. Most aren't making good games. 85% of AAA players are men. Most men don't want to play games with a "boss bitch" lead. Particularly not a lesbian nog, boss bitch. Black women have a negative mass market value. It is what it is. Furthermore, I'm not going to beat the dead horse, but we also don't want alphabet mafia, communist/marxist, colonist-apologist, etc. social issues in games that couldn't be any further removed from Earth 2024. Even in games set in the modern era, fuck your activism and that includes conservativism. None of it belongs in games.

2. I've said it before, but studios are carrying a HUGE amount of employee dead weight. Ubisoft is a prime example of this. They employ thousands of people, but still have to contract competent white men at ridiculously inflated rates to finish games. I suspect that most studios could cut a full third of their staff and it would have ZERO impact on production. In fact, dumping the theys, zers, shaniquas, and the rest of the completely useless DEI vampires would almost guarantee an improvement in production.

Suddenly, your $100 million game is now $60 million and the odds you stay afloat to make another game go up exponentially.
 
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What's going to tank worse, this or the African samurai simulator?
Definitely the samurai simulator. I think this game has gotten less attention from the normies so more people will stumble into buying it. I’m expecting it to be a starfield type scenario.
 
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