Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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TJT said:
I never played any past DA2, which killed the series for me by itself.
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It's been so long so I don't remember exactly if it was DA1 or DA2 that I'm referencing, but there was some faggot elf that came on to me and it was the first time I encountered that bullshit in games. I remember enjoying DA1 on whole, so I'm guessing it was DA2 that did it, but can't remember for sure.
 
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Bald Brah said:
News flash, regular dudes, who make up the vast majority of video game consumers, don't like fags, trans, or insufferable girl bosses. And don't want to play video games or watch TV shows with that kind of representation.
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Maybe you have a point if I count my team reading mein kampf. No opinion is ever formed completely in a vaccuum. That said, hating fags and not wanting to play as some retarded looking troon is a pretty universal opinion when it even disgusts babies fresh out of the womb. You don't really need any formative input to reach that conclusion.
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Wow, I didn't think the joke was that high level honestly
 
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Gavinmad said:
Sure but depending on your choices you could also have an orgy with Zevran, Leliana, and Isabela or you and Alistair could spitroast Isabela. Dwarf noble can bang two chicks at once during his background quest, mage background can fuck a desire demon later on in Redcliffe. Back then it was just tons of crazy options available to you, nothing was forced on you like it is now.
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Whoa, man. Calm down, I'm not some kind of a degenerate. Softly ramming that elf's ass under a tree was as far as I go!
 
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Noodleface said:
Lifelong FF fan and I found 16 a very pretty game with a decent story (at least in the beginning) but the gameplay was devils may cry. I hate it.

FF7 Rebirth I truly believe is their best take on action combat while still keeping turn based elements. Also they did a good job on world building. Remake is good for the story, the gameplay is a step down from rebirth though. Remake is a bit more linear whereas rebirth is open world kinda.

Tifas tits are massive.
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This is my take on the FF16 as well. It was a cool game, but like...wtf keeps happening to FF mainline games? They get more and more watered down.

FF7 Rebirth is probably my game of the year this year.
 
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Already getting tired of this trendy retard shit of people making fun of old games that were and are legends within the gaming community. This is the first time Ive heard someone say they didnt like the old DA games, and to each their own. (Heard it about the Elder Scrolls games not to long ago.) But to say they were edgy garbage is in itself edgy garbage. Next thing I know, I’ll see someone say Witcher 3 sucked cause the Baron promoted Domestic Violence. Fucking cuck ass takes.
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Witcher 3 was a far superior game and kind of makes my point actually. Well acted with a better storyline , it makes the praise of the old DA games make even less sense. Elder scrolls isn’t even analogous because no one cares about story in those games, they are praised specifically for their open world and char freedom. DA games don’t deserve praise for their shitty fucking eye roll plots, when games like planescape were comparisons at the time. Not really an edgey take when anyone can go back and play a few clips and it’s plainly obvious.
 
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Lanx said:
um that channel named stud pack, isn't really sus!
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LOL right?

It's a father and son demo / reno team, the son adds some gay / over-excited commentary and "HGTV" esque camera techniques to every video though..

The info is pretty solid though, I think it's just the dad trying to make sure that his kid has something to build on. A solid thing to do but holy shit I wish they would mute the kid.
 
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FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOL

Thats gotta be the faggiest fucking thing in the history of gaming (well at least since several of our totally straight forum members admitted to fucking Iron Bull as hairy dorfs)
 
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Listened to a news story about gayguard on npr just now and 90% of the interview was the producers talking about their mental illnesses and how they added those mental illnesses into the game. Just listening to the tranny talk made my skin crawl.

Lmao it’s hard to imagine some of you are actually going to pay money for this shit.
 
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I was going to pirate this even after all the other screenshots and the negative review by Skill Up, but that scene made me change my mind.

I'll just play something else on my backlog instead, thanks.
 
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