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Daidraco

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The best part of AoC was the "bug" that made female characters have slower attack speed.
Werent they going down that route at the beginning, legitimately? Female characters had better utility stats and male characters had better melee stats? or something? So long ago, its vague, but I remember some drama like that.
 
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Kharzette

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No, instead of doing the combat math in a testbed or something, they just tied attacks to animation frames. The females had slower animations.
 
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Cybsled

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They need to bring back PVP fatalities like they had in AoC. My favorite memory was an EQ1 guildy was trolling me with his magic user, so my character impaled his stomach with a great sword, then lopped his head off
 
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Dr.Retarded

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They need to bring back PVP fatalities like they had in AoC. My favorite memory was an EQ1 guildy was trolling me with his magic user, so my character impaled his stomach with a great sword, then lopped his head off
Fuck I forgot they had those if you did the right combo move that would kill something. I think if you were the demonologist, you would incinerate people or something. PVP in that game was pretty hilarious and fun.
 
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Chersk

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Some of these are incredible and the game looked amazing for its time

 
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mkopec

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The Conan survival game was pretty good too. I had fun with my kid in that game for a few hundo.
 

Kuro

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Anarchy Online shadow knowledge grind as a Keeper permanently damaged my sanity.

Good times.
 

Burns

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This is in beta and still hasn't shown a real gameplay video (longer than a 10 second walking clip)? Wut

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Bandwagon

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All I need to see is the character creation screen to know if it's worth looking any deeper
 
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Furry

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Not a whole lot of customization yet, but thank god they've already got a vitiligo slider implemented.
He was asking if there’s a bulge slider.
 
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Chersk

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Not a whole lot of customization yet, but thank god they've already got a vitiligo slider implemented.
It’s super duper important.

The prevalence of vitiligo in the population is estimated to be around 0.76% to 1.11% in the United States

Why is this shit so commonly included in games right now? Some checkered skin big dick money motherfucker must be pulling some strings somewhere.
 
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Chersk

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I had GPT cook me up some more diversity sliders. Any game dev that doesn’t include these groups is a hateful piece of trash that deserves the deepest fiery pit of hell.

Ectrodactyly (Lobster Claw Syndrome): Missing fingers or toes, resulting in a claw-like appearance.


Progeria: Accelerated aging in children, leading to distinctive facial features and premature aging.


Poland Syndrome: Underdevelopment or absence of chest muscles on one side of the body, sometimes with webbing of the fingers.


Goldenhar Syndrome: Underdevelopment of the ear, nose, soft palate, lip, and mandible on one side of the face.


Treacher Collins Syndrome: Underdeveloped facial bones and tissues, affecting the eyes, ears, cheekbones, and jaw.


Sturge-Weber Syndrome: Port-wine stain birthmark on the face, often around the eye, with neurological abnormalities.


Craniosynostosis: Premature fusion of skull bones, leading to abnormal head shape.


Amniotic Band Syndrome: Fibrous bands from the amniotic sac wrap around limbs or other parts of the fetus, causing deformities or amputations.


Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS): Hormonal disorder causing facial hair growth (hirsutism), acne, and weight gain.


Marfan Syndrome: Tall stature, long limbs, and flexible joints, affecting the skeleton and sometimes the eyes and heart.


Crouzon Syndrome: Premature fusion of skull bones affecting facial features and sometimes vision.


Achondroplasia: Dwarfism characterized by short limbs and a normal-sized torso.


Klippel-Feil Syndrome: Fusion of cervical (neck) vertebrae leading to a short neck and restricted movement.


Osteogenesis Imperfecta: Brittle bone disease causing frequent fractures and bone deformities.


Congenital Melanocytic Nevus: Large, dark-colored birthmarks (nevi) present at birth.


Lymphedema: Swelling caused by lymphatic system abnormalities, often affecting limbs.


Hemifacial Microsomia: Underdevelopment of one side of the face, including the ear, jaw, and cheekbone.


Hydrocephalus: Excessive cerebrospinal fluid in the brain, causing head enlargement and sometimes facial distortion.


Symbrachydactyly: Short, malformed fingers or hands due to underdevelopment or absence of fingers.


Apert Syndrome: Fusion of skull bones (craniosynostosis), affecting facial features and hands and feet.
 
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Burns

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I had GPT cook me up some more diversity sliders. Any game dev that doesn’t include these groups is a hateful piece of trash that deserves the deepest fiery pit of hell.

Ectrodactyly (Lobster Claw Syndrome): Missing fingers or toes, resulting in a claw-like appearance.


Progeria: Accelerated aging in children, leading to distinctive facial features and premature aging.


Poland Syndrome: Underdevelopment or absence of chest muscles on one side of the body, sometimes with webbing of the fingers.


Goldenhar Syndrome: Underdevelopment of the ear, nose, soft palate, lip, and mandible on one side of the face.


Treacher Collins Syndrome: Underdeveloped facial bones and tissues, affecting the eyes, ears, cheekbones, and jaw.


Sturge-Weber Syndrome: Port-wine stain birthmark on the face, often around the eye, with neurological abnormalities.


Craniosynostosis: Premature fusion of skull bones, leading to abnormal head shape.


Amniotic Band Syndrome: Fibrous bands from the amniotic sac wrap around limbs or other parts of the fetus, causing deformities or amputations.


Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS): Hormonal disorder causing facial hair growth (hirsutism), acne, and weight gain.


Marfan Syndrome: Tall stature, long limbs, and flexible joints, affecting the skeleton and sometimes the eyes and heart.


Crouzon Syndrome: Premature fusion of skull bones affecting facial features and sometimes vision.


Achondroplasia: Dwarfism characterized by short limbs and a normal-sized torso.


Klippel-Feil Syndrome: Fusion of cervical (neck) vertebrae leading to a short neck and restricted movement.


Osteogenesis Imperfecta: Brittle bone disease causing frequent fractures and bone deformities.


Congenital Melanocytic Nevus: Large, dark-colored birthmarks (nevi) present at birth.


Lymphedema: Swelling caused by lymphatic system abnormalities, often affecting limbs.


Hemifacial Microsomia: Underdevelopment of one side of the face, including the ear, jaw, and cheekbone.


Hydrocephalus: Excessive cerebrospinal fluid in the brain, causing head enlargement and sometimes facial distortion.


Symbrachydactyly: Short, malformed fingers or hands due to underdevelopment or absence of fingers.


Apert Syndrome: Fusion of skull bones (craniosynostosis), affecting facial features and hands and feet.
Will Smith had to smack a bitch in order to get vitiligo into the diversity catalog, so I eagerly await Jada developing a Lobster Claw.
 

Big Phoenix

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It’s super duper important.

The prevalence of vitiligo in the population is estimated to be around 0.76% to 1.11% in the United States

Why is this shit so commonly included in games right now? Some checkered skin big dick money motherfucker must be pulling some strings somewhere.
Low effort way to show you're inclusive.

Ironically the only person I've ever known to have it was very white. Guy has a tiger stripe across his face.
 

Aaron

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Only because she's having a puffy-face day in that vid (water retention is a bitch, also possibly menopause) and doesn't have the sharp upswept jawline she once did.

Everyone who gets that haircut thinks they're going to look like this and almost no women actually have the jawline to pull it off:

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So what you're saying is you like your woMEN to have short hair or shaved heads (aka masculine hair style), and a strong jaw (masculine jaw)? AKA you want your woMEN to look like men?

Anyhoo... This game might have tickled my pickle 20 years ago. Now... meh.
 
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