Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

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Hatorade

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I hate this place...so awesome
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Tuco

I got Tuco'd!
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haven't got invaded yet, is there a setting I have to enable? I know I can use a "come at me bro" talisman or something. Tho I imagine most PK bitches are waiting until they can twink out specific rune levels or something before pvping and are just enjoying carebear life while everyone is on equal footing.
 

TJT

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Location spoiler
The vista you see when you come up on Liurnia is definitely a solid "holy shit" moment.
 
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Phazael

Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
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Some folks asked for my info on my goofy ass setup so I created the below diagram. Basic principle is simple: mouse in right hand for pointing camera, gamepad in left hand for controlling character movement, pedals for actions with "hold" behavior like sprinting or guarding. Pedals are poor for precision or reaction time, so I keep dodge and guard on button presses too.

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Getting a real Sam Da Man vibe off of that overcomplex setup.
 
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Koushirou

Log Wizard
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I hope the ninja turtle fucker I just summoned to help me with the
dragonkin
fight and bailed halfway through chokes on a rusty cock.
 
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Break

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I hope the ninja turtle fucker I just summoned to help me with the
dragonkin
fight and bailed halfway through chokes on a rusty cock.
I've been getting spurts of "an error occurred, returning you to your world" mid fights when I get summoned to help someone on PC. Also game has completely frozen on me twice now, both times right after I get summoned.
 

Hatorade

A nice asshole.
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Tuco Tuco How do you get to volcano area?
Got most of the grace spots around it, bridge it out coming in from the north and the hole is up to high to come in from the east.

NM found the obvious path...
 
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Droigan

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So restarted on PC. First, had lots of trouble getting my PS5 controller to work. Sekiro had the same problem when I tried that again a few weeks ago. Did the vJoy thing and removed HID controllers, nothing. Turns out that the problem was that my new Razer keyboard for some strange reason registers as a Razer Joystic. Unplugged that and it worked. Wish From Soft did what many devs do now though, to add an option to include PS buttons. Or for that matter, register that you are using a PS5.

Do notice the stutter at times. Stutters slows things down, then speeds it up again. Though happens fairly rarely, and never notice it in dungeons. Had a hard crash once. Completely playable though and getting 60fps for the most part on max settings (motion blur off) on 1080p. Only have a 1080GTX. Can't handle 4k resolution without a major FPS drop.

That said, restarted as the same class, Samurai. This time I bumped mind. 15 hours in and level 40. Using Claymore, got that to +10 and have the bleed shot thing as the Arms (which is crazy powerful). Thought I had explored all of the first zone, but still found lots I didn't last time. Game is so big....

Got the headless tank as a summon and got it to +3. It's crazy powerful. Uses 104fp which is why I bumped Mind.

Explored more of the first legacy dungeon before Godrick. Still not done the rooftop route, but found another "boss" in the cellar. Big dungeon. Then went to fight Godrick, and this time I had found a NPC that wanted me to summon her. Did that and the +3 summon and if I hadn't gotten greedy I would have killed him before he went to phase 2 as he staggered just before he was about to do it. Got him to 5% and was one swipe from killing him and died to his stomp because I wanted to hit instead of jump. Greed strikes again. Killed him easily the second run, but sadly didn't stagger him that time and he went to phase 2 before he died right after it.

Build is a melee summoner with a planned faith /int at minimum 14 (still at 10) to be able to use magic weapon and holy weapon buffs. Might bump arcane too for some dragon things. Using a full set of Godrick soldier armor. Using a combo of 1h shield and 2h with the blood attack. Using the longbow a lot too since the power stance shots are really powerful.

Game is so good it actually boggles the mind. The insane hype before the release wasn't strong enough. The hype was tied to it could be the best souls game, which is still a feat, but tied to the "souls" genre. Discarding some technical issues, the reality is that Elden Ring is shaping up to be one of the best games ever made regardless of genre.
 
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Koushirou

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I've been getting spurts of "an error occurred, returning you to your world" mid fights when I get summoned to help someone on PC. Also game has completely frozen on me twice now, both times right after I get summoned.

I have had two crashes so far when I’ve tried to summon someone. Just had another dude return mid fight. I wonder if this room’s just so fucking big it’s possible to out range the people you summon or it bugs out maybe? IDK.
 

Kiroy

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Some folks asked for my info on my goofy ass setup so I created the below diagram. Basic principle is simple: mouse in right hand for pointing camera, gamepad in left hand for controlling character movement, pedals for actions with "hold" behavior like sprinting or guarding. Pedals are poor for precision or reaction time, so I keep dodge and guard on button presses too.

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what the ever loving fuck
 
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Utnayan

F16 patrolling Rajaah until he plays DS3
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Not sure of servers globally but if you are on PS5 make sure to quit and save all your progress in the next 13 minutes. Servers are coming down for maintenance.
 

Adebisi

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Got through Stormveil Castle today.

That's a DS sized zone in itself. Sheesh
 
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Khane

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I havent actually gotten a chance to play too much but I'm 8 hours in and am pretty sure I havent progressed the main story line at all. I've only killed 3 bosses and none of them were named Margrit.
 
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Intrinsic

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Got through Stormveil Castle today.

That's a DS sized zone in itself. Sheesh

There was an entire section of it I only found today after looking at the map and wondering how to get to a spot. Damn thing just went on forever. It was great.
 
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Koushirou

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Yeah, I cannot seem to keep anyone during this boss fight. I summoned thirty some people between Margrit and Grafted fucker and never had a problem. I’ve had every summoner I’ve gotten go home around the phase 2 point (well except the times I miss my first dodge and eat shit).