Everquest Mysteries

Koushirou · Aug 26, 2016

Yeah, I loved being the helpful shaman. Made so many friends that way or just went around and made people happy. I'd often get tells from people in just bizarre places or just newbs asking for buffs and is just go on a jaunt around the world getting random people swole because if felt awesome being nice.

Kharzette · Aug 26, 2016

That list is uncannily accurate

Synj · Aug 26, 2016

Kharzette said:
That list is uncannily accurate

It's accurate because it's entirely factual.

LulzSect · Aug 26, 2016

http://kotaku.com/the-surprising-and-allegedly-impossible-death-of-everqu-1785741600

Chukzombi · Aug 26, 2016

whats the fight definition of erudites , barbs, lizzies, cat people and the beastmaster class?

Synj · Aug 26, 2016

Chukzombi said:
whats the fight definition of erudites , barbs, lizzies, cat people and the beastmaster class?

True dorks.

Chukzombi · Aug 26, 2016

well here is my try.
Erudites stat guys, always pissed off because their home city is on western bumblefuck and they got a downs head
Barbariansguys who watched too much braveheart and like smashing stuff, but didnt want to be an ugly ogre or troll
Iksar fucking 00ers or guys who had a bad rep or poor char choice and rerolled to start over.
Vah'shar kewl dudes who think they are entitled to everything.
Beastmaster kewl dudes who think they can do everyone's job. they make dr00ds look OG

Zaide · Aug 27, 2016

Fight said:
Necromancer- The best player you know. Coolest mother fucker, never gets rattled.
Rogue- Probably a great guy, always willing to put himself in harms way to drag your corpse. Gona pickpocket all the groups mobs and say "/shrug I guess mobs in this zone have shit for loot."
Gnome, any class- Probably the coolest and funniest person in the guild or possibly a boxed bot... your not sure.
Enchanters- Narcissists. They are literally the best and everyone else sucks balls. "You break mez again and I am never giving you clarity, ever."

Holy fuck this is so true. Thinking of all the top players I ever met they were almost always Necro or Bard and also played every other class great.

Kuro · Aug 27, 2016

It was a sad day when they made pickpocket its own loot table, instead of just letting me unscrupulous individuals steal all the gems

Captnamazing · Aug 27, 2016

Confirmed that ppl who played halfling are cool, chill, and fun to be around

Chukzombi · Aug 27, 2016

Captnamazing said:
Confirmed that ppl who played halfling are cool, chill, and fun to be around

I alway have this memory of grouping at the KFC ramp in SK with a halfling rogue. All of a sudden a gnome warrior pops up wanting in the waiting list , i told him no list and grouped him up. Not many gnomes in that region so early after release and the halfling rogue was so fascinated with the even tinier gnome. He kept /hugging him. It was hilarious watching these two dorks hugging and dancing with each other while we killed harriers, rooks and avocets. And the gigantic elephant that had a dying animation took about a half hour to complete and corpse lagged you to death.

Ukerric · Aug 28, 2016

Fight said:
I like the stereotype deep dive.
Clerics- Diva's, celebrities. Good/bad, asshole/nice guy... it didn't matter. Everyone would bend over backwards to get a cleric and suck their dick to keep them. The clerics knew this and milked it for all it was worth.
Dwarf, any class- Probably an old man that like hanging out with the kids, not in a creepy way. A little slow, but reliable, solid, and everyone loves them.

As a Dwarf Cleric, I can... totally recognize that.

Although "old man" would only be relative at the time. Only teens would call a late 30ish guy "old man".

A5150Ylee · Oct 9, 2016

Chukzombi said:
did everyone have a cleric and ranger romance that caused guild drama too? i swear, i was in 3 guilds during my time and it happened in all 3, one of them it happened twice.

Holy shit! This was a thing? I played a human ranger (because I'm a masochist or something), and a HE cleric and I hit it off. It seemed natural at the time because we were both in our early 30's and had gone through divorces. We played similar times and frequently would just duo stuff and chat about our lives and try to support each other. We talked about meeting IRL, but never made a go of it.

We didn't screw up the guild with drama, but there were certainly 'jokes' about us being a thing. But I think the raid leaders made sure we were in the same group even if it really wasn't the best division of personnel.

I mean, rangers died ALOT so is it just De Clerambault's Syndrome or Florence Nightingale Syndrome?

Zaide · Oct 9, 2016

Bringing this back onto the topic of actual EQ mysteries.

In Plane of Mischief, Bristlebane puts on a play with puppets of all the EQ God, Cazic Thule is missing however. When you kill CT in Plane of Fear he drops Puppet Strings!

Gutterflesh · Oct 10, 2016

Brikker said:
I was in Machin Shin on Xegony...

Machin Shin was my first guild. Good times.

Ukerric · Oct 10, 2016

Zaide said:
In Plane of Mischief, Bristlebane puts on a play with puppets of all the EQ God, Cazic Thule is missing however. When you kill CT in Plane of Fear he drops Puppet Strings!

Which begs the question: Is CT the real one who escaped the puppet theater and all the others are still prisoners, or is he a fake that replaced the real one?

Mur · Oct 13, 2016

Ah my Trolls...

Cazic or Inny your choice; Inny had the darkness snare necklace, Cazic had a panic animal item. Cazic also had Greenmist.

Same regen as Lizards...you weren't a Shammy if you didn't Canni Dance.

And -20% exp racial penalty. -45% if you were an SK, although it was parsed out to actually be -68% originally. Took me for fucking ever to get to the Planes.

Mur · Oct 13, 2016

Chukzombi said:
did everyone have a cleric and ranger romance that caused guild drama too? i swear, i was in 3 guilds during my time and it happened in all 3, one of them it happened twice.

We had a Cleric in my guild that caused an endless stream of drama. She who must not be named. Almost as bad as your average Chanter...

Chukzombi · Oct 13, 2016

A5150Ylee said:
Holy shit! This was a thing? I played a human ranger (because I'm a masochist or something), and a HE cleric and I hit it off. It seemed natural at the time because we were both in our early 30's and had gone through divorces. We played similar times and frequently would just duo stuff and chat about our lives and try to support each other. We talked about meeting IRL, but never made a go of it.

We didn't screw up the guild with drama, but there were certainly 'jokes' about us being a thing. But I think the raid leaders made sure we were in the same group even if it really wasn't the best division of personnel.

I mean, rangers died ALOT so is it just De Clerambault's Syndrome or Florence Nightingale Syndrome?

yeah, it was a thing, we had a lot of that kind of drama in the guilds i was in. my first guild was ranger and druid, then ranger and cleric. second guild was ranger and cleric and warrior and cleric and warrior and druid. third guild was ranger cleric, ranger and cleric, monk and enc, shaman and rogue. cleric tried to get with me, also druid tried to get with me, i was convinced they were all dudes and we already had a enough fucking drama in the guild so i blew them all off.

Vanessa · Oct 13, 2016

I main'd a cle and got drunk and hit on everyone :x I eventually met up with a long-term romance in game and made love a few times. She was married though

Sad to say, I still get drunk and hit on everyone, just IRL

But yes, diva to the hilt as a cle.

Absolutely fantastico list ya got there, Fight

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