Fantastic Four

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Gavinmad

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Yeah it may be bad but there's no way it was worse than Catwoman.

But it shouldn't be a surprise. Movie filled with reshoots, almost no advertising support from the production studio, and a review embargo? Marvel probably would have just taken the hit and scrapped the project when they ran into that much trouble, but Fox couldn't.
 

Chanur

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I like The Invisible Woman significantly more than Jean Grey. Jean Grey's power set has been just all over the place the past 20 years and the character is just crap.

Jessica Alba is more attractive than Famke Jennsen. So you lose on both counts.
We meet with pistols at dawn.
 

Khalan

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We meet with pistols at dawn.
Im with him, Famke looks like a tranny in some pics:

Case in point:

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Lanx

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The fight isn't even fair, Alba is 34 w/ a whole slew of mixed ethnic races, which means she'll still look hot 16 year from now, the same age as Famke who only looks good if you google "famke young" otherwise you get the tranny pics of her doing an impersonation of Chris Cyborg.
 

Gavinmad

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Howard the Duck was better than Catwoman. Howard the Duck is at least so bad it's funny. Catwoman was so bad even making jokes about how one of the bad guys was Ryu from Street Fighter couldn't save it.
 

Drakain

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I've seen Howard the Duck one time in my life and it was in the theater for my 7th birthday. Holy hell why did my dad take me to that lol. I don't remember anything from it... but damn...

I do agree Leah Thompson was so hot back then.
 

Gavinmad

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I mean, maybe his version of the movie would have been better, I doubt it could have been much worse. But he's definitely salty as fuck that his directing career has been torpedoed before it really got going. Chronicle wasn't bad but it was very trite, then he got canned off Fantastic Four mid project, which is probably about the worst thing that can happen to a director, then he got kicked off the Star Wars spinoff he was slated for, which is basically the kiss of death.

He'll be lucky to get a job writing for TV.
 

Lanx

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Josh Trank (@joshuatrank) | Twitter

ha, look at his tweets b4 the critics started slamming him, yea i'm sure with shit like

Josh Trank ?@joshuatrank Jul 30
Eightdaysawayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Fox, probably fox'd up his shitty movie, i'll give it some benefit of doubt and say he was probably contractually obligated to hype up the film b4 release.

Maybe the black kid will be the next capt america, probably the only thing to come out of the shitty FF movies is johnny becoming cap. (i know they already have a falcon, but i'm sure Marvel could just Don Cheadle current Falcons ass into yesterdays Terrence Howard)
 

Chukzombi

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nobody likes a whiner, shit happens in this kind of business. if you want to keep working in it then you keep your mouth shut. what he is doing is sealing his own fate.
 

Homsar

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I assumed this movie was going to be shitty but not worse then Pall Blart or Adam sandler movies wtf. Hopefully Trank gets blacklisted, props to Fox for giving a guy 100Mil+ movie who insults comic fans/comics in general. Its such a mess I feel there should be a documentary