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a_skeleton_02

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WTF is up with trans George Lucas at 1:21?

That's Godbert Mandeville the most powerful and richest man in eoreza.

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The characters are part of a comedy side quest that involves a group of terrible detectives who had to try to stop an octopus monster from raping cat girls.
 
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Cybsled

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WTF is up with trans George Lucas at 1:21?

That’s Godbert with clothes on. With his wife. He’s the 2nd most powerful person in the game, his wife is the only thing he fears so she’s the most powerful lol. That video is from the Hildibrand quests, which are troll/silly/not serious.

The game does have a legit KotRT fight, though, which is badass

 
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Lenas

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I would be willing to buy one episode for each year I've been wishing for a remake.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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Not touching it until there's a complete edition, which will hopefully be updated to take advantage of the next consoles.
 
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slippery

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Not touching it until there's a complete edition, which will hopefully be updated to take advantage of the next consoles.
I feel the same way. I'm hesitant as it is, but I'm sure as fuck not spending money on PART of a game that came out 20 years ago.
 
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Pyros

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Well 3 parts should be possible, if they don't decide they want to rework the systems every game. Basically they have the engine and system, now they just need to be churning out assets, most of which don't require any creative input, simply remodelling based on the old concept art/the old game.

Probably still gonna take a while.

I guess it mostly comes down to how "full" these games will be. If they're 35-45hours RPGs each, I think it'd be worth buying but if they end up being more like 10-15hours, full price with a story I've already cleared before, I'm gonna pass until the complete game.

The timing in terms of consoles is also pretty bad, although I guess that just means they'll be re-releasing episode Midgard and maybe the next one too on PS6/XboxScarlet later on.
 

Merrith

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Shit I'll buy every part. I won't want to wait multiple years in between installments but whatever. If it looks that good and plays as well as I hope it does, I'll live with it.
 
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I'm not supporting a business that will arbitrarily determine the portion of a 20+ year old game they'll be releasing to me at a full retail price. Sorry. As I said a few times, Midgar accounts for maybe 10% of the game. If that's a full release that's a hard pass from me unless it's 10 or 15 bucks.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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I could see not wanting to wait if it was a sequel or something, but this is a story we've already experienced. I don't view this as any different than any of the other remastered ones.
 

Merrith

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I'm not supporting a business that will arbitrarily determine the portion of a 20+ year old game they'll be releasing to me at a full retail price. Sorry. As I said a few times, Midgar accounts for maybe 10% of the game. If that's a full release that's a hard pass from me unless it's 10 or 15 bucks.

Obviously up to every person if they want to buy it, I'll take whatever I can get. Midgar is like 10% of the original game, but most people (including myself) that were excited for a full remake saw it as an opportunity to expand on Midgar even more, as it was one of the more memorable areas in all the FF games (not for everyone, but in general even people I know who dislike VII note that Midgar had some of the stuff they actually liked).
 
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Merrith

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I could see not wanting to wait if it was a sequel or something, but this is a story we've already experienced. I don't view this as any different than any of the other remastered ones.

It's pretty clear even from the trailer they're adding more to it, though (the story I mean). If Midgar is really taking up that much space, I can only assume they're going to add quite a bit. I don't see the point in waiting even more time for it if I want to play part 1 as soon as it comes out.
 

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I could see not wanting to wait if it was a sequel or something, but this is a story we've already experienced. I don't view this as any different than any of the other remastered ones.

Bro you might die on 3/4/2020
 
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Cukernaut

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Fuck all the haters they can take all my money. Take as long as they want. I want deep cuts and deep delving into ff7 world. ALL ABOARD THe HAIPE TRAInNNN

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