Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

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Korrupt

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Im glad Im not the only one who thinks those fucking pizzas are delicious, especially the triple meat or sausage or pepperonni. You could crush diamonds with my abs so not too worried about the calories.
 

mkopec

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Good for you man, sometimes you just gotta go..."Fuck it!" and have some goddamn fun in your life.
 

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA
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Because she will want cheese if I have it, steal a bite and then the baby will be fussy later on because of it. Its a lose lose in the end.
 

Utnayan

F16 patrolling Rajaah until he plays DS3
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What does your wife not eating dairy and you do eating it have to do with each other?
She was probably a milk addict and then became lactose intolerant. So the sight of someone drinking milk or eating cheese has an effect on her like that chick from Twilight seeing a human dude scaling a cliff in Breaking Dawn Part 2. So to avoid that, he eats his cheese and drinks his milk outside in the shed.
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Apparently Yoshida claimed that he thinks only 100 people would end up completing the end game content (Bahamut's Coil) before 2.1 is released.
 

Malinatar

Lord Nagafen Raider
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Good god...I know this is a forum of hardcore MMOers, but bejeezus...these last several pages are just mystifying me...
 

Flight

Molten Core Raider
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Who gives a fuck what the guy eats as long as he's ready to raid by Wednesday ?


As an aside, Rerolleds first guild in a major MMO that has promise and it's on the official LGBT server. How the fuck are we not calling the guild <Tits or GTFO> ?
 

Cinge

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Apparently Yoshida claimed that he thinks only 100 people would end up completing the end game content (Bahamut's Coil) before 2.1 is released.
So multiply that by about 100, since developers always underestimate players.

She was probably a milk addict and then became lactose intolerant. So the sight of someone drinking milk or eating cheese has an effect on herlike that chick from Twilight seeing a human dude scaling a cliff in Breaking Dawn Part 2. So to avoid that, he eats his cheese and drinks his milk outside in the shed.
....
What time is it supposed to be launching? Midnight or?
2am PST.
 

African

Golden Knight of the Realm
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I enjoy the game, but can't see myself playing any game for more than 4hrs straight at this point in my life and I'm only 34. Gone are the days of all day UO marathons and EQ raids. Kudos to those who still can get themselves up for the occasion on MMO releases.
 

Utnayan

F16 patrolling Rajaah until he plays DS3
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I can't help it I am a byproduct/victim of seeing movie and TV snippets of a teenage girl in the house
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Hahahah wait. Gilgamesh it the LBGT server!?

HAHAHA! YES!
 

xzi

Mouthbreather
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That's a really fucky launch time but whatever. I should be up around 3am anyways.. gotta find something to do for 2 hours until launch lmao.
 

Merrith

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Apparently Yoshida claimed that he thinks only 100 people would end up completing the end game content (Bahamut's Coil) before 2.1 is released.
Obviously more will beat it, but I like hearing that he believes it'll be tough.