Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

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Flight

Molten Core Raider
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Utnayan_sl said:
I can't help it I am a byproduct/victim of seeing movie and TV snippets of a teenage girl in the house
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Hahahah wait. Gilgamesh it the LBGT server!?

HAHAHA! YES!
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Apparently they call themselves 'Gaymers' ? Zone chat was full of them last weekend.
 
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Antarius

Lord Nagafen Raider
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cinge_sl said:
So multiply that by about 100, since developers always underestimate players.
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Hahah, glad I'm not the only one. I basically am doing a texas twister smoke bomb and have the office think i'm in one place and corporate think I am in the other. I can run my department remotely so i'll still be doing things but that is what a 3rd monitor is for. Only bad thing is i am missing dinner and an important meeting with our CEO which is hard to get face time with ($9 billion a year company) but fuck it I can conference call in! I just bought 500 dollars worth of every god damn thing I've been craving for the last 6 months and I am locking myself in for 9 days straight of moogle slewing. I've been on a 6 month MMO sabbatical and been really focused on lifting and eating healthy this whole time so I am ready to go hog wild. 4 different types of Captain Morgan lined up and more cans of easy cheese then i've ate in a life time baby!

Going to go play my last game of basketball for a while since i'm sure my ass won't be leaving the seat for 9 days other then to empty the piss bag and walk half way to the shower before deciding "i can go one more day" ! Its so funny when you see spoofs on TV about this shit like on Big Bang and Penny playing MMO's on how much of a slobs they become because its so fucking true. I have a very professional career, I'm very social and well rounded for todays standards and probably 3 people in the world that i currently deal with at all in my life even know I play games but when it comes to an MMO release.....its god damn game on Donkey Kong! Luckily after the rush to 50 is over and epenis erection has been sustained long enough then I get to go back to a balanced life of work > lifting/bball > slew moogles but for this one week its 20+ hours every day and usually 40-50 hours straight the first few days.
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these 2 things might be related.
 
Junun

Junun

Silver Knight of the Realm
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Man, trying to decide what to do...go out drinking with friends or stay in and wake up at 5am to play.
 
mkopec

mkopec

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Wait, so you all rolled on some gay ass tranny server in a game with furries and fairies? This is gonna be either awesome or fucking terrible.
 
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Nehrak_sl

shitlord
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mkopec_sl said:
Wait, so you all rolled on some gay ass tranny server in a game with furries and fairies? This is gonna be either awesome or fucking terrible.
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It'll be as magically musical as Robot Unicorn Attack (the original). Including the rainbows when you jump.

Remember, Conjurers get unicorn mounts.
 
hodj

hodj

Vox Populi Jihadi
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I'd say make a no tranny rule for the guild because internet trannies are massive attention whores and drama queens but then half this board couldn't join the board's guild.

/zing
 
Korrupt

Korrupt

Blackwing Lair Raider
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100 people wont beat the end boss? Sounds like Inferno on D3 where a good amount of us had it down by week 3 and that was supposed to last 6 months.
 
Vorph

Vorph

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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The guild GC has no bearing on your personal GC choice. Immortal Flames has the caster gear*, so that's what I'll be picking.

*-Which will probably be useless anyway, so realistically just pick whichever one you prefer the chocobo barding from.

Chysamere_sl said:
It's just what I picked. I want a seaside villa for the FC. The Limsa housing area is gorgeous.
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Er wait, do you have to be with Maelstrom to buy a Limsa house?
 
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Flight

Molten Core Raider
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Crafting or Gathering gear is a good reason to base GC choice on. You can get adventuring gear easily from numerous sources.
 
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Sean_sl

shitlord
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Vorph_sl said:
The guild GC has no bearing on your personal GC choice. Immortal Flames has the caster gear*, so that's what I'll be picking.

*-Which will probably be useless anyway, so realistically just pick whichever one you prefer the chocobo barding from.



Er wait, do you have to be with Maelstrom to buy a Limsa house?
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Which GCs have which gear?
 
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