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Nehrak_sl

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Haha! I do really miss FFXIV but if I came back now, I'd end up quitting in a week. I need there to be more stuff to do before I make my glorious return!

...also I think my FC went RIP.
Your waifu passed me in New Gridania today, so maybe? Still had the LB4 tag. I resisted the urge to ask about the lala wedding.
 

Kriptini

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Your waifu passed me in New Gridania today, so maybe? Still had the LB4 tag. I resisted the urge to ask about the lala wedding.
Ex-waifu. She became a man and remarried to a catboy. Unless you're talking about one of my many unofficial Lalagirlfriends.
 

Guzrog

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Just to keep things going and because I've been around for ages what is a waifu~

I know I could google it and have ended it on a ? but I'm drinking and anyone from XI or XIV will dig it. I genuinely haven't heard that term!

Orz? lmao.
 

Kriptini

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Just to keep things going and because I've been around for ages what is a waifu~

I know I could google it and have ended it on a ? but I'm drinking and anyone from XI or XIV will dig it. I genuinely haven't heard that term!

Orz? lmao.
It's the weeaboo word for "wife."
 

sike

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It stems from the fact that in Japanese, the phonetic method of ending a word with a soft 'f' (eff) sound is to use the character 'fu', hence 'wai-fu'.
 

Guzrog

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Just to keep things going and because I've been around for ages what is a waifu~

I know I could google it and have ended it on a ? but I'm drinking and anyone from XI or XIV will dig it. I genuinely haven't heard that term!

Orz? lmao.
lush.
 

Erronius

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Asmadai

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We have a Jerle Minara (wasn't that his name at some point also?) on Malboro. I saw the house one day and thought, god I wish they'd hurry and foreclose on this dead fag's shit because I need a mansion in Mist (because, i'm an asshole).

Then later saw the character himself running around, so idk.
 

Nehrak_sl

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Ex-waifu. She became a man and remarried to a catboy. Unless you're talking about one of my many unofficial Lalagirlfriends.
I am talking about the Eternally Bound waifu where I have screenshots discussing your in-game mewwage that started by way of you making me and a bunch of othersapspeople do the classic "hide and congratulate" scheme for when you Lala-proposed.
 

Kriptini

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I am talking about the Eternally Bound waifu where I have screenshots discussing your in-game mewwage that started by way of you making me and a bunch of othersapspeople do the classic "hide and congratulate" scheme for when you Lala-proposed.
Yes, she's a guy named Keith now.