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Swagdaddy

Swagdaddy

There is a war going on over control of your mind
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Dayum forgot about those, I def fucked with some string things when they were around
 
Fogel

Fogel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Of course there was the generic knock off of string things which was just feet upon feet of fruit flavored rope. We'd buy it by the yard literally.
 
Conefed

Conefed

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Faced this last night: Fridge full of tasty things, but already full from eating something else.
 
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Cad

Cad

scientia potentia est
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Mother fucking 15 thousand dollar built in fridge is broken, have to call specialist appliance repair assholes who come out and take a look and have to order parts, and they don't know how much or when it will be here because they aren't open until Monday.

Gonna buy a bigass spare fridge from sears in the morning for the garage, piece of shit
 
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Agraza

Agraza

Registered Hutt
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Sears near me sucks balls. Get my shit from Lowe's nowadays. Not sure how Sears can be selling so much of the same stuff and decline so rapidly.
 
TrollfaceDeux

TrollfaceDeux

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Leons for most of the home stuff like fridge or other.
 
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Cad

Cad

scientia potentia est
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I am white as a fucking ghost, anytime the sun is out I stay inside like a vampire or go out in full sun hat and burka.
 
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Serpens

Serpens

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Cad said:
Mother fucking 15 thousand dollar built in fridge is broken, have to call specialist appliance repair assholes who come out and take a look and have to order parts, and they don't know how much or when it will be here because they aren't open until Monday.

Gonna buy a bigass spare fridge from sears in the morning for the garage, piece of shit
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I only buy Kenmore appliances - my fridge is 29 years old.
 
Regime

Regime

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Got so many leftovers out and now I gotta play Jenga with my fridge.
 
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Kaou

Kaou

Molten Core Raider
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its getting too cold to put beer outside, and the fridge is stacked with wife's shitty food that nobody wants to eat, god dammit
 
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Sentagur

Sentagur

Low and to the left
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Kaou said:
its getting too cold to put beer outside, and the fridge is stacked with wife's shitty food that nobody wants to eat, god dammit
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If you got a cooler you can use that to keep beer from freezing outside.
 
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Conefed

Conefed

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Somebody at work keeps turning off the shared computer monitor when they're done with it.
 
Gask

Gask

Silver Baron of the Realm
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I frequently go on a hike using a trail near my home and today while tucking my pant legs into my socks (ticks) I noticed a four leafed clover about the size of a silver dollar near my foot. Some time later, as I was traveling back over the mid point of my run, I saw a severed rabbit's foot lying in the middle of the trail; it wasn't there on my first time through. About 5 minutes later, through a break in the trees, I witnessed a blue heron launch itself from a stream and into a pillar of golden sunshine that suddenly broke through the canopy while giving off this eerie call that echoed throughout the woods. It was damned majestic.

Now none of this is a problem, but I thought I'd share anyway.
 
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