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Sutekh

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Nah, incest porn is real. Hell, there's a mother daughter duo I read about who do porn together. Pretty sure even if it's 2 girls, it's incest. But there's also plenty where they're pretending to be related. My FWP was how prevalent it was on the xvideos main page, and then I realized a lot were mislabeled.

I always say, anyone who hasn't even considered humping their cousin just comes from an ugly family.
When I was in JR. High I met one of my second cousins from California and she gave me a picture of her, for like a solid 3 months I was telling everyone she was my girlfriend.

But really, how closely related are cousins?
 

Pemulis

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I just got a peach milkshake at chick fil-a, and the peaches keep getting stuck in the straw
 

Aamry

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And that's the reason I don't go to family reunions. I catch myself thinking, how closely am I related to this chick?
 

Gavinmad

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I get caught up on Game of Thrones (stopped watching between S2 and S3) just in time to catch multiple spoilers from the unaired season finale courtesy of Fedor.

FML
 

Gnomedolf

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The cousin in question is coming to Florida for vacation. She will be staying at my house. The devil won't be whispering in my ear. He will be screaming at the top of his lungs.
 

Hoss

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There are only negative consequences if you impregnate her and she doesn't abort it.

Just some food for thought.
 

Aaron

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The cousin in question is coming to Florida for vacation. She will be staying at my house. The devil won't be whispering in my ear. He will be screaming at the top of his lungs.
Go for it dude. Take one for the team! You can then start your own thread like J49 about how life works out for you banging family members.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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I get caught up on Game of Thrones (stopped watching between S2 and S3) just in time to catch multiple spoilers from the unaired season finale courtesy of Fedor.

FML
You discussed seasons you didn't watch nor did you read the book and then proceed to be upset by pics fedor posted? Faggot.
 

Gnomedolf

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Go for it dude. Take one for the team! You can then start your own thread like J49 about how life works out for you banging family members.
She's flirted with me in the past and she asked if she could stay at my place while she was on vacation. It's going to take extreme effort on my part to not succumb to the temptation.
 

Draegan_sl

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From what I understand the final episodes have some future non book stuff in them. So now any spoiler really should be in spoiler tags because it's not yet written.
 

Agraza

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The genetic consequences of cousin fucking are vastly overstated.
This. In fact incest almost certainly helped isolated populations hyper-evolve to suit their environment. Even among first cousins the risk of problems is very low. And if there is no pregnancy, it's irrelevant.
 

Brikker

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So none of you think it's weird that the person is still family? Genetics/blood relations aside, if you're raised with someone as family that's weird as fuck for you to...fuck them. Would you fuck a hot step-sister you grew up with?

Rhetorical question, I know you would.