First World Problems

Nester · Jul 4, 2014

Brahma_sl said:
I had to explain to my son why his black ass isn't getting 400 fuckin dollar sneakers. Then I asked him did he want the new Jordan's for 185. He looked at me like I had three heads. I said fine. We walk out the store with with MY new pair of Jordan's. Little brat gets jack.

They make $400 sneakers?

Gamma Rays · Jul 4, 2014

Yeah, which now makes me feel like crap in my $80 sneakers.

Brahma · Jul 4, 2014

Nester_sl said:
They make $400 sneakers?

I was shocked. I mean honestly like shocked that they were 400 bucks. Some Lebron Elites or some shit. AND they look like clown shoes. A bazillion colors.

Edit: Found em. Or something like these.

Sterling · Jul 4, 2014

Those look like shit.

Tuco · Jul 4, 2014

lol, it's like kids want to wear a woman's purse on their feet.

an accordion_sl · Jul 4, 2014

Melvin_sl said:
I had to pick up almost a dozen empty soda cans before I found the one I just opened.

slob problems

Malakriss · Jul 4, 2014

Every time there's a holiday there's nothing good to watch on TV.

Gamma Rays · Jul 4, 2014

I was thinking about some of the cool stuff I did, things I saw etc, on my last big overseas trip, then realised that it was 10 years ago.

10 years since my last big trip! I feel like a pauper.

Sure I've gone to New Zealand twice since then, but that barely counts.

Melvin · Jul 4, 2014

an accordion_sl said:
slob problems

About halfway through I wished for a second that I still smoked so it would be easy to spot the clean one.

Rope · Jul 4, 2014

Gamma Rays_sl said:
I was thinking about some of the cool stuff I did, things I saw etc, on my last big overseas trip, then realised that it was 10 years ago.

10 years since my last big trip! I feel like a pauper.

Sure I've gone to New Zealand twice since then, but that barely counts.

Gravy · Jul 4, 2014

The fireworks I watched celebrating our country's independence were too bright and magnificent.

Aamry · Jul 5, 2014

400 Dollar sneakers makes me feel like a pauper in my 290 dollar work boots. I guarantee my boots get more use out of them though.

Gnomedolf · Jul 5, 2014

Sheeeeit, I'm all about that fuckin' Payless buy one get one fuckin' half off. Know what I'm sayin', mang?

Mist · Jul 5, 2014

Twilight Sparkle_sl said:
I keep trying to hit on Mist and she ignores me.

How good do you look in a frilly dress?

Harshaw · Jul 5, 2014

Gnomedolf_sl said:
Sheeeeit, I'm all about that fuckin' Payless buy one get one fuckin' half off. Know what I'm sayin', mang?

Shit I just wear Chuck's or a pair of Vans. Those are like 40 bucks each.

elidib · Jul 5, 2014

I like my sneakers solid black. no white logos or any of that nonsense shit because I like to be able to pass them off as dress shoes if nobody looks too closely. but all the stores all have these sneakers with logos and shit all over them, no solid black ones.

oh, also, i spent the day at hurricane harbor and now my feet are kinda sore from all the walking i did. same damn problem whenever i go to six flags.

lurker · Jul 5, 2014

Harshaw_sl said:
Shit I just wear Chuck's or a pair of Vans. Those are like 40 bucks each.

Costco. $20.

Gavinmad · Jul 5, 2014

Mist_sl said:
How good do you look in a frilly dress?

For you I'd shave my legs.

and also lose a lot of weight, cause my tits are probably bigger than yours right now

God damn this depression fat!

Gutterflesh · Jul 6, 2014

lurker_sl said:
Costco. $20.

I have never seen Vans or Chucks at Costco. If that was the case then I would buy them in bulk like everything else in Costco.

Abefroman · Jul 6, 2014

Sometimes I can't decide to get the Polish or the Hotdog for $1.50 with a drink at Costco.

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