First World Problems
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Some lady was in such a hurry to pull out in front of me.........only to drive 10 mph below the speed limit.
Aamry
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Steel toe with a composite shank, and waterproof exterior.
My next pair will be cheaper for sure, but so far I've had these for over a year.
Sutekh
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Had a dream that was kind of out of the ordinary, It started off in my old apartment, first one I ever had when I was 17. Except it was like a college frat now instead of just an apartment, my cat and I were sitting in like bleachers in the ally way behind it and able to look in at the people there like a sporting event. Eventually I went into the house and started lifting weights? I don't know. So it was all like teenagers and this one girl asked me to go to the prom with her and I agreed (mind you, it's been like 13 years). So we got in this big ass limo and went "to get pictures" but it was really a gym where we just lifted more weights eventually we got in this like convertible bus limo and somehow showed up at my old town where we drove from the high school to some persons house, it was blizzarding the entire time but wasn't cold. Then we ate dinner and I woke up.
Not really that weird of a dream, but for some reason I woke up really sad. I can't explain it.
Not really that weird of a dream, but for some reason I woke up really sad. I can't explain it.
Mist
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After careful analysis of your dream it's been determined that you were molested when you were less than 3 years old and now you're gay.
That'll be 150 dollars.
Famm
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You were a pencil necked virgin geek in your younger years. Now as a successful adult, you are in better shape and have a woman. Subconsciously you harbor traumatic memories of your earlier years but you repress them in favor of focusing upon your more recent transformation. When these two conflicting super-ego realities meet in the dream state your ego takes control and attempts to apply your current self to the regrettable former self which you have tried to move away from yet it continues to exist in some ways.
I recommend video games and alcohol. See you next week.
I recommend video games and alcohol. See you next week.
Sutekh
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I've always been pretty strong, I was like 200lb. at 14 and played Full Back/D End/MILB from age 6->17 pretty much, I had a pretty good highschool time, no traumatic events no real good memories just boring really.. My girlfriend and I who were together for 9 years broke up at the beginning of the year. I don't care too much for alcohol, but I do like video games!
Mist
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dak
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People on Facebook keep posting video links from Huffington Post and Buzzfeed that are like "This dog was in a bad situation, you won't believe what happened next...click to find out! and "This drag queen went to an anti-gay rally, find out what happened next...click to be amazed!".
Even worse are the Facebook posts with dogs mutilated by fireworks presented as a "public service announcement" posted by fat women.
Even worse are the Facebook posts with dogs mutilated by fireworks presented as a "public service announcement" posted by fat women.
Famm
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That's known as "clickbait". Check out the onion's new site satirizing this phenomenon "Clickhole", kinda funny.
Sutekh
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chthonic-anemos
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