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Carino

58
0
I level up so fast in Dota 2 due to compendium bonuses that I keep forgetting to open the present every 5 levels
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Conefed

Conefed

Blackwing Lair Raider
2,850
1,702
They're sold out of the bigger jars of Duke's so I had to get a smaller jar.
 
lurkingdirk

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
<Medals Crew>
48,145
225,837
I need to tell a friend something, and he's not on facebook, doesn't do email, and doesn't text. I actually have to call him and talk to him.

I may just sacrifice the friendship instead.
 
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1987

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
3,612
8,251
A customer at my job today tipped me with a bottle of beer. It wasn't cold enough.
 
elcaro1101

elcaro1101

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
2,237
5,464
The meat flakes right off with what feel like cat whiskers in every bite. No fun picking those out all meal when it takes two minutes at the start while you can get them all at the same time.
 
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Dabamf_sl

shitlord
1,472
0
Sometimes, because my basic continued survival is a given and my relatives are well off enough that if something bad happened to me they'd help me out, I feel like life is meaningless.
 
chthonic-anemos

chthonic-anemos

bitchute.com/video/EvyOjOORbg5l/
8,606
27,290
Dabamf_sl said:
Sometimes, because my basic continued survival is a given and my relatives are well off enough that if something bad happened to me they'd help me out, I feel like life is meaningless.
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Life is a sandbox game, you make your own meaning until the server crashes. Now that everything is all set you can impress noobs at the gate or farm in just a brest plate and no pants or build a house shaped like a dick.
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

Blackwing Lair Raider
7,489
106
elcaro1101.2_sl said:
The meat flakes right off with what feel like cat whiskers in every bite. No fun picking those out all meal when it takes two minutes at the start while you can get them all at the same time.
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Meat flakes right off those disgusting pin bones that you can stick in your throat causing you to choke and die!
 
zippitydoda

zippitydoda

Bronze Knight of the Realm
135
12
I was walking along the sea wall at the beach where I live, and a guy gave me a handful of medical marijuana. I didn't have anything but my pocket to put it in.
 
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