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Fadaar

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The wife bought this crazy wide toilet paper. Not only does a corner hit the water when I try to use it, if I use what seems like a normal amount I poke a finger through it. I'm considering just throwing the lot out. It's so bad that I'd prefer that sandpaper crap you get in Europe.

Do you not stand up when you wipe your ass...?
 
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Haus

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Looking for a new car and sit in a Cadillac ATS and don't like it cause it doesn't feel Cadillac-y enough.
 
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jooka

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Gaming on my TV cause my monitor took a shit. Watching Baltimore vs Browns on laptop.
 
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Burren

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Gaming on my TV cause my monitor took a shit. Watching Baltimore vs Browns on laptop.

When someone talks about a sports game and uses the city for one team and their team name/brand for the other. Bro, it's Ravens/Browns or it's Baltimore/Cleveland.
 
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Conefed

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On the grocery list I put, "large tub of mayo"
She gets me a squeeze bottle.
I send her back.
She gets me Miracle Whip.
 
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I have to bid my job out this month, and a competitor is bidding against me. I have to gamble whether or not to lower my rate to $150k to ensure keeping the contract, or stay at $160 and hope they don't know my rate, or raise to $170 and hope they're WAY out of touch. Sigh.
 
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Aldarion

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Do you not stand up when you wipe your ass...?
WTF, this post demands explanation. How is that even possible? When you stand up your ass cheeks close, preventing effective asswiping. Is this actually a thing?
 
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Fadaar

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I don't really have that problem. Been doing it my whole life and still able to wipe my cornhole squeaky clean.
 
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Malakriss

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Ordered a medium pizza but Wegmans made it a large. Don't mind the leftovers but their larges are 18" and the box doesn't fit in a side-by-side style fridge.
 
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Conefed

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WTF, this post demands explanation. How is that even possible? When you stand up your ass cheeks close, preventing effective asswiping. Is this actually a thing?
Funny is, I didn't even know sitting down wiping was a thing.
Asscheeks closing does make sense of tp getting snatched away sometimes. I fucking hate wiping sometimes b/c of this - babywipes all the way - one and done.
But if none avail, I Capt. Morgan the toilet.
 
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