First World Problems

lurkingdirk · Jul 11, 2014

Sutekh_sl said:
Yes, post pictures of results please.

Dude, how will I type with no bones?

Think ahead, man.

Gnomedolf · Jul 11, 2014

lurkingdirk_sl said:
Dude, how will I type with no bones?

Think ahead, man.

Use your nose. It's just cartilage.

lurkingdirk · Jul 11, 2014

Gnomedolf_sl said:
Use your nose. It's just cartilage.

Perhaps my erection? It's just blood flow. Gnomedolf, please post some hot pics of yourself.

Dabamf_sl · Jul 12, 2014

I once typed with the tip of my penis and the shaft of a Malaysian man's. We agreed to never discuss it again until this thread. The end. AIDS

Voyce · Jul 12, 2014

Dabamf_sl said:
I once typed with the tip of my penis and the shaft of a Malaysian man's. We agreed to never discuss it again until this thread. The end. AIDS

I believe you.

Sparko · Jul 12, 2014

My wife wants to have sex and I already jerked off. So now she's mad while I sit here and play D3.

an accordion_sl · Jul 12, 2014

There's a market down the street from my place that has a ton of ready-made food, I'm slowly gaining weight picking some up every day walking home from work.

Aamry · Jul 12, 2014

Sparko_sl said:
My wife wants to have sex and I already jerked off. So now she's mad while I sit here and play D3.

Like, jerked off 5 minutes before she asked, or what?

Gavinmad · Jul 12, 2014

Aamry_sl said:
Like, jerked off 5 minutes before she asked, or what?

And was your tongue broken or what?

Sutekh · Jul 12, 2014

Twilight Sparkle_sl said:
And was your tongue broken or what?

Look at this Wakandan with his holier than thou attitude. Sometimes you just don't wanna fuck.

Gamma Rays · Jul 12, 2014

Is your wife the girl in your Avatar???

BTW: I know who Sasha Grey is.

Sparko · Jul 13, 2014

Sutekh_sl said:
Look at this Wakandan with his holier than thou attitude. Sometimes you just don't wanna fuck.

Pretty much sums it up.

Brikker · Jul 13, 2014

I was at a concert and wanted to take some pictures with my smart phone but I was double fisting beers.

lurkingdirk · Jul 13, 2014

I'm having a hard time streaming the Tour de France on my iPad.

Sparko · Jul 13, 2014

lurkingdirk_sl said:
I'm having a hard time streaming the Tour de France on my iPad.

Does anyone win that without cheating?

lurkingdirk · Jul 13, 2014

Sparko_sl said:
Does anyone win that without cheating?

No, but you get to watch guys in bike shorts for a couple weeks.

Lejina · Jul 13, 2014

Is it really cheating if they are all cheating?

1987 · Jul 14, 2014

lurkingdirk_sl said:
No, but you get to watch guys in bike shorts for a couple weeks.

Tour de Pants?

Famm · Jul 14, 2014

Lejina_sl said:
Is it really cheating if they are all cheating?

Plus its no different than any professional level sports. Just in cycling and baseball its made out to be theend of the fucking worldfor some reason and other sports the media and fans are like, meh whatever, out of sight out of mind. Probably because both sports are like a century old and driven primarily by tradition and some imaginary code of honor, at least in the minds of everyone but the athletes.

Kreugen · Jul 15, 2014

I bought two packages of turkey instead of turkey and ham.

And I keep thinking a second cup of coffee is a good idea, and then spend the rest of the work day looking for opportunities to fart.

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