FOH Shower Thoughts

Bandwagon · Feb 13, 2019

Aamry said:
I suppose, but when I'm in my house I tend to leave my phone sitting on my desk.

You must be studied in a lab.

3301 · Feb 13, 2019

Bandwagon said:
Or the cadence of your walk, or your sleep patterns, or the time of day when your delirium tremens start to set in...

Or how many times you go to shake other nation leaders’ hands and they don’t extend their arm while yours is still hangin.

The sheer magnitude of this conspiracy is incomprehensible. Do you think it tracks how many times you put your tinfoil hat on too?

Bandwagon · Feb 13, 2019

mcdj22 said:
Or how many times you go to shake other nation leaders’ hands and they don’t extend their arm while yours is still hangin.

The sheer magnitude of this conspiracy is incomprehensible. Do you think it tracks how many times you put your tinfoil hat on too?

I use equipment with internal INS in them, and they automatically upload telemetry data to a cloud account that I can view.

When other people are using the equipment, I can see where they are, how fast they're moving, if they've dropped it or flipped it upside down, if there's high winds, if they're using the fucking rolling-case on a gravel road, etc.

I need a tinfoil hat to believe that this information is used?

3301 · Feb 13, 2019

Bandwagon said:
I use equipment with internal INS in them, and they automatically upload telemetry data to a cloud account that I can view.

When other people are using the equipment, I can see where they are, how fast they're moving, if they've dropped it or flipped it upside down, if there's high winds, if they're using the fucking rolling-case on a gravel road, etc.

I need a tinfoil hat to believe that this information is used?

So, it does or doesn't track tinfoil hat usage?

Bandwagon · Feb 13, 2019

mcdj22 said:
So, it does or doesn't track tinfoil hat usage?

Fadaar · Feb 14, 2019

Bandwagon said:
Most recruiters were telling recruits to use body wash instead of bar soap because you have to make sure the bar soap is spotless after each shower, including the little bubbles/foam residue. With body wash, you just have to wipe down the top.

Very first trip to the shoppette, T.I. said that everyone had to buy one of these things, and I've been using one ever since. Fuck bar soap.

This is 100% true. I ditched the puffball soon as I got out of basic though and went back to a washcloth. Can't skullfuck my face with a loofah to get rid of the dry skin like I can with a ratty old rag that feels like sandpaper. Now my skin is silky smooth. Also I somehow made it through basic using an electric razor the entire time, not one bit of trouble.

Foler · Feb 14, 2019

Bandwagon said:
With stuff like cell phones, smart TVs, Alexa, Smart homes, etc, I think everyone knows that you can be heard and/or seen, and everyone claims different levels of discomfort and paranoia with that. That's a hell of a run on sentence. Anyways, I don't ever hear people talking about the IMU in cell phones or how the whole damn thing is essentially an INS. What type of cyber-Warlock invasion of privacy kind of shit can tech companies get up to with that info available in abundance?

From Wiki:

Bandwagon finds out what an IMU is because drones and wants to sound smart so throws it into conspiracy theory.

U afraid big tech is gonna use info's on localisation of your cell phone for malicious intent? Fucking try hard, what's your background? Anthropology? Are you scared they're gonna detect the acceleration and velocity of your phone as you throw it against the wall? God damn armchair engineer wannabe drone pleeb. And to those who liked this shirt, are you seriously that retarded?

Conefed · Feb 15, 2019

How are seedless fruit renewable when there are no seeds to plant as replacements?

Hoss · Feb 15, 2019

Is that something people do? Call seedless fruits renewable? Or fruits? Or anything edible? Energy is the only place I ever remember hearing 'renewable' as a buzz word. And funny enough that only refers to shit like wind and sun that we have no control over.

lurkingdirk · Feb 15, 2019

Renewable is a word used all over. Bamboo flooring is all the rage because it's a renewable resource, for example.

chthonic-anemos · Feb 15, 2019

Foler said:
Bandwagon finds out what an IMU is because drones and wants to sound smart so throws it into conspiracy theory.

U afraid big tech is gonna use info's on localisation of your cell phone for malicious intent? Fucking try hard, what's your background? Anthropology? Are you scared they're gonna detect the acceleration and velocity of your phone as you throw it against the wall? God damn armchair engineer wannabe drone pleeb. And to those who liked this shirt, are you seriously that retarded?

That's exactly what an attack helicopter would say. Nice try though.

Conefed · Feb 22, 2019

Doesn't matter if loud or quiet, rumbly or smooth, base or tinny, all long farts are great (for the one who deals).

Bandwagon · Feb 22, 2019

Not the burners

Conefed · Feb 22, 2019

Hoss said:
Is that something people do? Call seedless fruits renewable? Or fruits? Or anything edible? Energy is the only place I ever remember hearing 'renewable' as a buzz word. And funny enough that only refers to shit like wind and sun that we have no control over.

I've been using renewable as a word since I learned about renewable versus nonrenewable resources in middle school. Nobody has ever checked me before, so I'm not sure it's fopaux/taboo?

Slyminxy · Feb 23, 2019

Is it wrong that I think of myself as a would-be-rapist?

I mean, there's all kinds of these wonderful or nice looking women I'd like to have sex with, but let's face it.. I'm not rich or famous or even good looking. I know I wouldn't have sex with me if I was them. So, presumably, rape is the only way.

pharmakos · Feb 23, 2019

Slyminxy said:
Is it wrong that I think of myself as a would-be-rapist?

I mean, there's all kinds of these wonderful or nice looking women I'd like to have sex with, but let's face it.. I'm not rich or famous or even good looking. I know I wouldn't have sex with me if I was them. So, presumably, rape is the only way.

Yes. You may want to check yourself in to the nearest mental institution, btw.

Dalven · Feb 24, 2019

Slyminxy said:
Is it wrong that I think of myself as a would-be-rapist?

I mean, there's all kinds of these wonderful or nice looking women I'd like to have sex with, but let's face it.. I'm not rich or famous or even good looking. I know I wouldn't have sex with me if I was them. So, presumably, rape is the only way.

Maybe just pay for some sex pal?

Conefed · Feb 25, 2019

Know how book fans often don't like film adaptation because due to time constraints and needs of medium translation some nuance is lost?
I bet that's how life stories feel to those in the book who didn't give input. Because that's their life and huge swathes were glided over, ignored, and even taken out of context - a context perhaps that the person never shared and thus others never knew. Nuance.

Conefed · Feb 25, 2019

Dalven said:
Maybe just pay for some sex pal?

Yes. Pay before rape. And when pay, don't rape.

TBT-TheBigToe · Feb 25, 2019

If porn is sex work is pirating porn a form of rape/sexual-assault given that you are technically taking sex without paying for it even though it isn’t with you?

I say no but I would love to watch Stoya or some other pornstar try to die on that hill.

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