FOH Shower Thoughts
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Hoss
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Wife told me the other day that she hadn't drunk any water and her pee smelled like coffee. It gave me an idea. You know how they feed coffee beans to civets then sell the civet shit as expensive gourmet coffee? Maybe we could do the same with girls. Make them drink tons of coffee with no water and collect the piss. Eat whatever you want, but no water at all. Don't give a fuck if you are crippled by muscle cramps. I imagine that would taste pretty much like pabst blue ribbon mixed with cold coffee. So you have an automatic market with hipsters and other pee drinkers. But if you wanted to open it up, you could find the worst pee filtration method on the market and use that to clean it up.
Then I realized that they're probably already doing it in Japan and/or chyna.
Then I realized that they're probably already doing it in Japan and/or chyna.
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Control
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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So with the widespread use of drugs that remove your hunger response, it can't be long until there's a way to make that permanent (if there isn't already).
If you could deliver that to everyone, it would be an awfully nice way to minimize panic/riots if you wanted to starve a lot of people.
Maybe we need a post-apoc version of this thread, although I guess these would really be pre-apoc thoughts.
If you could deliver that to everyone, it would be an awfully nice way to minimize panic/riots if you wanted to starve a lot of people.
Maybe we need a post-apoc version of this thread, although I guess these would really be pre-apoc thoughts.
Void
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Kolohe
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Remember when Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan were pretending to accidentally flash their pussies and it kinda started a trend? When that trend comes back around, like mustaches and flannel, we're going to see a whole lot of celeb girl cock and mustard holes
Lejina
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Hoss
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Do you get to choose between freshly showered or after a hard work out? I need to know how powerful this vomit is going to be after I watch that clip.
stupidmonkey
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You've been trying to get ball flashing to catch on for years now. That might be your chance to make it happen.
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People a thousand years in the future will not now the difference between butt dial and booty call. This is worrysome.
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Kolohe
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While yanking fistfuls of old-man nosehair out of my nostrils after getting out of the shower:
I wish that nosehair trimmer I have didn't suck ass. One AAA battery? 1.5v isn't enough for these trees. I should ask
Lanx
to recommend a Cadillac nose hair trimmer from Amazon. But he's a hairless little Asian Twink, so what would he know about nose hair trimmers?
I wish that nosehair trimmer I have didn't suck ass. One AAA battery? 1.5v isn't enough for these trees. I should ask
Lanx
to recommend a Cadillac nose hair trimmer from Amazon. But he's a hairless little Asian Twink, so what would he know about nose hair trimmers? 
Lanx
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While yanking fistfuls of old-man nosehair out of my nostrils after getting out of the shower:
I wish that nosehair trimmer I have didn't suck ass. One AAA battery? 1.5v isn't enough for these trees. I should ask
Remington Nose, Ear & Detail Trimmer with CleanBoost Technology, Blue
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Void
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Real men use these:While yanking fistfuls of old-man nosehair out of my nostrils after getting out of the shower:
I wish that nosehair trimmer I have didn't suck ass. One AAA battery? 1.5v isn't enough for these trees. I should ask
Palum
what Suineg set it to
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Kolohe
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He's definitely dead inside after that yank. I can see his life leave his body.
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Kolohe
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When teleporting technology is perfected, I wonder if I can have one installed in my large intestine so I don't have to poop & wipe anymore. The poo makes it's way into a teleporter instead of out my butt. Have it teleported to the sun, or a compost facility, or Hillary Clinton's shampoo container or something.
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