I always wondered why they didn't just use transporter toilets on Star Trek. You just stand in the pad like a urinal and zip.When teleporting technology is perfected, I wonder if I can have one installed in my large intestine so I don't have to poop & wipe anymore. The poo makes it's way into a teleporter instead of out my butt. Have it teleported to the sun, or a compost facility, or Hillary Clinton's shampoo container or something.
Don't forget that those aren't one-way!When teleporting technology is perfected, I wonder if I can have one installed in my large intestine so I don't have to poop & wipe anymore. The poo makes it's way into a teleporter instead of out my butt. Have it teleported to the sun, or a compost facility, or Hillary Clinton's shampoo container or something.
First off, I can masturbate to a lot of different things. Most important, I do not want anything in my butt.
What if it teleports right past your butthole and ends up deep in your intestines??
Yes, that's usually what follows after getting your backside filled.
Breaded, fried and dipped in marinara? Or just string cheese? I would say exposure to air, as you tear it off the stick, allows it to be more flavorful, like aerating wine
Well pretty much anything breaded, fried, and dipped in marinara is going to be the best method. But yeah, I meant just string cheese. I have been trying to snack on a stick of that instead of chips and such, and it is noticeable how much different "stringing" it is vs. just chomping on it.
It's best cooked. Not just fried, but even melted on your food.
Man, you guys and your technicalities!
Caprese is ok, but 2 important points on that.
