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The difference between prostitution and porn in the US, is a signed document and a camera. And a recent STD test in most states.
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TBT-TheBigToe
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Siliconemelons
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YET! A few companies that essentially set up a "star in your own porn" got busted and destroyed as prostitution.
How hard would it be to set up an LLC, sign yourself as the male model and star and just put out and ad and be a "POV porn" site? Pay the girls a 100$ a scene etc.
Charge 10millions $ per clip, so you are filming it and having it available...technically... maybe it would somehow force some government agency to buy it haha
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YET!! Again!!! That one porn star gave BJs to all those fans for that completion or whatever, yeah they filmed it, everyone wore a mask and signed "model" contracts for 0$ pay, so....
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All New York City subway stations are really part of the same building with very long corridors connecting them.
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I have asked before but here is the shower thought.
Do women who do Donkey shows get paid more or less?
On one hand you would think more because she has to do a donkey.
On the other hand you would think she makes less because she has to do a donkey.
Do women who do Donkey shows get paid more or less?
On one hand you would think more because she has to do a donkey.
On the other hand you would think she makes less because she has to do a donkey.
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sleevedraw
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Julian The Apostate
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Fadaar
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I get the whole 4th of the July week off every year. Suck it Trebek.
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Hoss
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What amazes me about those women is that when they're nor doing shows, they're just regular prostitutes. Guys rent them out for sloppy seconds from a donkey.
Kriptini
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It's sort of complicated. As I understand it, there's a reason why professional porn always has bad stories in them. Obscenity is an unprotected form of speech according to the Supreme Court, but you can circumvent that if the material has some sort of "artistic value." I think they put those cheesy stories inside porn for that reason.
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Owning a dragon doesn't sound nearly as cool when you consider the quantity of shit you'd have to clean up.
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Hoss
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Just make sure your dragon has a big enough yard. I bet you're the kind of piece of shit who would have a dragon in an apartment and you'd have to walk it. In that case, you deserve to clean up those garbage bags full of dragon dung.
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Xarpolis
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Why is it that when we watch Jurassic Park, the dino's always make screaming noises or roars? I've seen TONS of lizards in my life. 99.9% of them don't make a sound. A few have this little sqeek thing they do (almost like a mouse) when they're scared. Dino roaring is stupid.
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Hoss
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LOL I watched jurassic world (the first one with star lord in it) for the first time about a week ago and said something similar to my wife. Apparently dinosaurs spent half their waking lives just screeching. Kinda like SJWs.
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j00t
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the indominus rex is part raptor, which is why it could convince the raptors to change sides... but the indominus rex is also part t-rex... so it should have been able to talk to the t-rex to join forces as well. but... the indominus rex ate it's sister as a baby and was raised in solitude afterwards... so how does it even know how to talk at all? also... the indoraptor is an indominus rex mixed with a raptor... so... a raptor + a t-rex + a raptor?
also... shouldn't it be t. rex, instead of t-rex?!
also... shouldn't it be t. rex, instead of t-rex?!
j00t
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so here's my theory... due to incomplete data, the scientists had to mix the dino dna with rando other dna. if you tried that in real life, you'd basically just have catastrophic failure across the board. the reason the jurassic park dino's screech and roar is because they are all autistic.
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