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• Jul 4, 2018

• #121

I don't know about that indomorex because I haven't seen the latest movie. But someone should take a pic of a screeching dinosaur and write *autistic screeching intensifies* on it.
Or maybe this one I found is better.

 

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Aaron

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the indominus rex is part raptor, which is why it could convince the raptors to change sides... but the indominus rex is also part t-rex... so it should have been able to talk to the t-rex to join forces as well. but... the indominus rex ate it's sister as a baby and was raised in solitude afterwards... so how does it even know how to talk at all? also... the indoraptor is an indominus rex mixed with a raptor... so... a raptor + a t-rex + a raptor?

also... shouldn't it be t. rex, instead of t-rex?!

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Good question, let's ask our resident expert, trex

 

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• #123

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Why is it that when we watch Jurassic Park, the dino's always make screaming noises or roars? I've seen TONS of lizards in my life. 99.9% of them don't make a sound. A few have this little sqeek thing they do (almost like a mouse) when they're scared. Dino roaring is stupid.

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Same reason house cats don’t roar like lions. Related but different fucking animals.

 

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Aamry

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• #124

Alligators like.. hiss and growl? at least on like Discovery channel etc...

 

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• #125

well. i mean. the honest explanation is that dinosaurs didn't roar. but the animals that jurassic park blended them with did.

just like dinosaurs had proto-feathers all over. they probably chirped.

 

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• Jul 5, 2018

• #126

Geckos making chirping noises. Frogs croak. Komodo dragons sound like whining girls (google that shit, it's creepy). Bird calls and sounds are about as diverse and can get pretty fucking weird.

Now you've got me googling all sorts of animal sounds. Leopards, birds, small mammalian species.

 

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Aaron

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• #127

I always thought the concept of "wound fucking" was just a joke some sicko on 4chan thought up, but then I realised if you have sex with a post-op tranny, you are literally wound fucking them. The wonders of modern medical science!

 

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Xarpolis

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So now that I'm driving for uber and lyft, I talk to a lot of people. The population of blacks living out in Hawaii is 1%, so I was jokingly going to start saying "Congratulations, you're now part of the 1%!"

But then I wondered... On a global scale, exactly how much is 1%? Then how much is 1% of that 1%? Then again, how much is 1% of that 1%? I wanted to go until your earnings are a million a year. I'm sure it's pretty far down the rabbit hole. How do you figure that out anyway? Anyone want to do some math?

 

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• Jul 5, 2018

• #129

A jizz rag could alternatively be called a wankerchief.

 

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• #130

When I'm washing dishes and I go to turn on the disposal with wet hands, I'm convinced I'm about to be electrocuted.

 

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• #131

Both male and female deer share the nicknames of money.

 

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Maple syrup is really just tree sauce.

 

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^Tree sweat.

 

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If you put a strategic comma in "The war on drugs" it sounds like a lot more fun.

 

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If you put a strategic comma in "The war on drugs" it sounds like a lot more fun.

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TJR

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That just provide some many shower thoughts, can one twin kill himself and if he fails will that be attempt of murder and if convicted how will he serve the sentence or will he get half off and how will it work if he get life.
I'm sure I can come up with more.

 

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TJR said:

That just provide some many shower thoughts, can one twin kill himself and if he fails will that be attempt of murder and if convicted how will he serve the sentence or will he get half off and how will it work if he get life.
I'm sure I can come up with more.

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If the one half has sex and the other doesn't want to, is it rape?

 

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• Jul 6, 2018

• #138

If everyone could achieve orgasms through exercise, people who are in really good shape would be viewed differently by society.

 

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I know I'd be in hella good shape, if that were the case....

 

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So if you had an exact clone (memories, experience etc) and you fuck that clone are you gay or are you masturbating?

 

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