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Addendum to Patent Application for Resonance Disruption Device

Title: Addendum - Repurposing Common Components for Construction of Resonance Disruption Device

Field of Addendum: This addendum details an alternative method for constructing the Resonance Disruption Device (RDD) using readily available components, including a repurposed shotgun, a car battery, and common sound devices.

Summary of Addendum: The following describes the adaptation of existing technologies and items into a makeshift resonance disruption weapon:
Detailed Description of the Repurposed Embodiment:
  • Shotgun Body:
    • Barrel and Stock: The shotgun’s barrel serves as the housing for the acoustic transducer, utilizing its length and possibly modifying its inner diameter to enhance acoustic focusing. The stock can be adapted to hold control electronics and power management components.
    • Trigger Mechanism: The trigger can be reconfigured to act as a switch for initiating the acoustic emission, providing an intuitive interface for the user.
  • Car Battery:
    • Power Source: A car battery provides the necessary voltage and current to power the acoustic transducers. It can be connected via a modified electrical system, ensuring high current delivery for brief, intense sound bursts.
    • Backpack Adaptation: The battery can be housed in a backpack or similar structure, allowing for portability and ease of use in the field.
  • Sound Devices:
    • Transducers: Instead of specialized transducers, high-frequency tweeters or piezo buzzers can be used, which are capable of producing frequencies in the ultrasonic range when driven by suitable amplifiers.
    • Amplification: Existing car audio amplifiers or similar devices can be repurposed to boost the signal from a control unit to the sound devices, providing the power needed for acoustic disruption.
  • Control Unit:
    • Frequency Generator: A microcontroller or a repurposed frequency generator from an electronic device can be used to create and modulate the frequencies required for resonance.
    • Feedback Loop: Simple sensors (like microphones or accelerometers) can be integrated to provide feedback on the acoustic impact, allowing for manual or automatic tuning of frequencies.
Operation:
  • Upon pulling the trigger, the control unit would send a signal to the amplifiers, which drive the transducers to emit ultrasonic waves. The frequency would be adjusted based on feedback or pre-set for targeting biological water content.
Claims:
  1. A method of constructing a Resonance Disruption Device comprising:
    • Repurposing a shotgun to house acoustic transducers and control electronics;
    • Utilizing a car battery as a power source, configured for high current delivery to acoustic components;
    • Employing common sound devices, such as tweeters or piezo buzzers, as transducers for ultrasonic emission;
    • Using a modified or repurposed control unit to generate and modulate ultrasonic frequencies.
  2. The method of claim 1, further including adapting the shotgun's trigger mechanism to act as a switch for initiating ultrasonic emission.
  3. The method of claim 1, wherein the sound devices are driven by repurposed car audio amplifiers to achieve the necessary acoustic power.
  4. The method of claim 1, including a feedback mechanism using simple sensors to adjust frequency output based on real-time acoustic impact.
Abstract: This addendum outlines a method for creating a Resonance Disruption Device by ingeniously repurposing a shotgun, car battery, and common sound devices, aiming to construct an economical yet potentially effective tool for targeting biological systems through acoustic resonance.