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1987

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There's lots of ai covers of famous songs out there. But I really want to hear emperor Palpatine cover cover Daft Punk.
(Stronger!!...etc)
 

Control

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How I think about people's ages:
Started playing eq in college: Normal
Started playing eq in high school: noob millennial
Started playing eq after college: geriatric boomer
Never played eq:
Confused Will Ferrell GIF
 

Bandwagon

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I wonder how long I could follow a police car before they got pissed off and asked me what I was doing
 
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Palum

what Suineg set it to
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no. pet stores are one of the more expensive places to get pet food. The only places more expensive are vets and dedicated pet food stores.

No I mean the places you can adopt pets for free its cheaper to get them for food
 

Hoss

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No I mean the places you can adopt pets for free its cheaper to get them for food

That's why no places have free adoption. You have to find someone with a cardboard box in the wal mart parking lot to get free adoptions.
 

Bandwagon

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"Ciabatta is the worst bread ever. I wonder what it's origins are"

Ciabatta bread originated in Italy in 1982. It was created by a baker named Arnaldo Cavallari in Adria, Veneto. He developed the recipe as a response to the popularity of French baguettes, aiming to create an Italian bread with a similar versatility. The name "ciabatta" means "slipper" in Italian, referring to its flat, elongated shape. The bread's airy texture comes from its high hydration dough, which became widely popular for sandwiches worldwide.

1982? Wtf?
 

Hoss

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I can fart on command. So at least with the farters I'm not just sitting there being victimized.

Plus, farts are funny.
 

elcaro1101

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I just got done watching a sports card break that costed 32 people $7000 to enter on one screen, some people buying multiple spots. On the other monitor I had a live stream of Skid Row playing.

At the end of the break a 2017 Mahomes RC was pulled worth $20k-$30k, and at the same time a fire was burning up multiple tents on the sidewalk in the Skid Row stream.

We live in crazy times.
 

Aaron

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If Trump and Musk start to import vast quantities of white South African Boers, will they be labelled African Americans and be eligible for all the shit that only this group has access to? :emoji_thinking:
 
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Edaw

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Title: Resonance Disruption Device for Biological Targets

Field of the Invention: The present invention relates generally to acoustic weapons, and more specifically to a device designed to disrupt biological systems, particularly water content within human or animal bodies, through the application of resonant frequencies.

Background of the Invention: Current acoustic technologies in medicine, such as High-Intensity Focused Ultrasound (HIFU), can be used for localized treatment by causing thermal ablation or cavitation in tissues. However, there is no known device designed to broadly disrupt water within a biological system at a lethal level. The present invention aims to fill this gap by providing a method to theoretically target the resonant frequencies of water within biological entities.

Summary of the Invention: The Resonance Disruption Device (RDD) includes:
  • An acoustic transducer array capable of generating a wide range of ultrasonic frequencies.
  • A control unit for dynamically adjusting the frequency based on real-time feedback or pre-determined profiles for different biological targets.
  • A power supply capable of delivering the high energy required for the operation.
  • A focusing mechanism to concentrate the ultrasonic waves on the target area.
  • Sensors for feedback on the effects of the applied frequencies.
Detailed Description of the Preferred Embodiment:
  • Transducer Array: Multi-element transducers that can emit frequencies from 20 kHz to several MHz, capable of focusing these frequencies into a narrow beam.
  • Control Unit: Uses algorithms to sweep through frequencies, attempting to match or induce resonance in the water content of the target. This unit would need to be highly adaptive, using sensor feedback to adjust for the variability in human anatomy.
  • Power Supply: Must provide significant power to achieve the acoustic pressure necessary for disruption, potentially using advanced battery technology or external power sources.
  • Focusing Mechanism: Could employ phased arrays for electronic steering of the beam, allowing for pinpoint accuracy or broader dispersion based on the situation.
  • Feedback Sensors: Acoustic sensors or imaging techniques (like ultrasound) to monitor the effects of the resonance, adjusting the frequency or intensity accordingly.
Operation:
  • The device would be aimed at the target, with the control unit initially scanning a range of frequencies while monitoring for signs of resonance-induced disruption through sensors.
  • Upon detecting resonance or signs of water disruption, the system would intensify the frequency, aiming to cause cavitation or other disruptive effects within the target's biological systems.
Claims:
  1. A resonance disruption device for biological targets comprising:
    • A plurality of ultrasonic transducers configured to emit frequencies from 20 kHz to several MHz;
    • A control unit operatively connected to the transducers, said control unit including means for adjusting emitted frequency in response to feedback;
    • A power supply providing sufficient energy for high-intensity acoustic output;
    • A focusing mechanism for directing ultrasonic waves towards a target area;
    • Feedback sensors for monitoring the effects of the ultrasonic waves on the target.
  2. The device of claim 1, wherein the control unit is programmed to sweep through frequency ranges to detect and exploit resonance in biological water content.
  3. The device of claim 1, further including an adaptive algorithm for real-time adjustment of frequency based on sensor feedback to optimize disruption.
  4. The device of claim 1, wherein the focusing mechanism comprises a phased array for electronic steering of the ultrasonic beam.
Abstract: A novel device and method for using ultrasonic frequencies to disrupt water within biological entities by targeting resonance frequencies, potentially causing lethal effects through cavitation or thermal mechanisms.