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AI isn't what makes that scary... it's the people who will be programming it. A "Jury" that leans heavily towards blaming and punishing the evil white man, court-ordered training classes on how to forgive your rapist, etc. Ugh. I'm in full agreement that we may very well be close to that. Look at Jordan Peterson's treatment by the Canadian Govt. We're not far behind, I think.
 
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My concern is purely safety. Do you have no-slips installed in your shower?
Why, don't your shoes have rubber soles? Wait, you would go into his shower naked and fight him?



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It's not a shower fight UNLESS you are naked, duh.
I think you should try some completely heterosexual forms of fighting. Like BJJ where you wear spandex briefs, slather yourself in baby oil, and roll around on a mat with a dude.
 

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What is the purpose of putting a bay leaf in stew? Just a whole ass leaf. There's not enough of it to impart any flavor. Is it just so you can tell the difference between a good thick stew and a pot roast?
 
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What is the purpose of putting a bay leaf in stew? Just a whole ass leaf. There's not enough of it to impart any flavor. Is it just so you can tell the difference between a good thick stew and a pot roast?
It's so that I can accidentally take a bite out of it because dumb broads can't count
 
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It's so that I can accidentally take a bite out of it because dumb broads can't count
How's it taste? I ate a leaf off the bushes in front of my apartment when I was a kid. I have no desire to eat another.
 

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It blows my mind how much shorter my wife's showers are compared to mine. Granted, I've got at least twice surface area, even with her big tits. But she's usually in and out in under 5 minutes where it takes me 15+. And she comes out cleaner to boot! I'm clearly doing something wrong. Sure, I wash my hair every time and when she washes her hair she'll take as long as me. But it doesn't take me 10 min to wash my buzz cut.

Only thing I can figure is it's a matter of practice. I hate showers. I dread taking them. She fucking loves them and takes showers multiple times a day if she can. You'd think that would make me want to hurry and make her want to linger, but apparently not. I'll wake up in the morning and go, I need a shower, but I have to work in the yard later so lets hold off till im done. If she's going to work in the yard in the morning, she'll take shower real quick then head out.
 

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It blows my mind how much shorter my wife's showers are compared to mine. Granted, I've got at least twice surface area, even with her big tits. But she's usually in and out in under 5 minutes where it takes me 15+. And she comes out cleaner to boot! I'm clearly doing something wrong. Sure, I wash my hair every time and when she washes her hair she'll take as long as me. But it doesn't take me 10 min to wash my buzz cut.

Only thing I can figure is it's a matter of practice. I hate showers. I dread taking them. She fucking loves them and takes showers multiple times a day if she can. You'd think that would make me want to hurry and make her want to linger, but apparently not. I'll wake up in the morning and go, I need a shower, but I have to work in the yard later so lets hold off till im done. If she's going to work in the yard in the morning, she'll take shower real quick then head out.
The difference is this very thread. Your wife does not have shower thoughts.



Also: post tits.
 
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I think it's funny they trumped up charges on donald trump and convicted him. I've never been too good at determining irony (fuck you allanis morrisett), does that count?
 
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