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Lithose

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One of the women needs to get a lab coat and stuff a bunch of pens in the pocket. The other needs to be dressed in close that can be easily ripped off (Short skirt, loose button down top).

Lab Coat Woman: *Runs up to the other and smirks* You don't need science to know Millie is a man! *Rips off the other woman's top while look triumphant.*

Woman 2 (Millie): *Is exposed, showing she has tits. Is in shock and just stands there, gasping.*

Lab Coat Woman: *Looks shocked, very exaggerated, full on bad acting/cringe as she gasps* But...But everyone KNOWS you're a man! You just got some fake tits! *Pouts and rips off the other woman's skirt*

Woman 2 (Millie): *Has her lower half fully exposed showing no cock and once more gasps. But this time grabs the other woman's hair with exaggerated anger.*

Lab Coat Woman: "But...I'm the science guy, Bill Nye! I know these things. You're a man!" *She begs, looking nervous now.*

Woman 2 (Millie): "It's 2018 Bill. Gender is a social construct, I've willed myself into being a woman. And I'm going to make you my bitch!" *Turns lab coat girl around, shoving her over a table and lifts up her lab coat, exposing her.*

Lab Coat Woman: "Oh my god, I've become a woman too! This whole forum is becoming Trans!"

Woman 2 (Millie): *Smacks the woman's ass* "That's right. You have 14 days to accept it while I fuck the shit out of you." *Woman takes out a strap on and starts putting it on* "after that my feminine cock is going to go from your masculine pussy to your ass. I'm done playing with you Hoof taunting mother fuckers. It's my turn."


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Why not just turn the J49-J52 thread into a HBO mini series?
 
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Bubbles

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What's up with the fucking midgets? Lets just go all out and get a horse involved
 
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Sentagur

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So this featurette will be filmed in Tijuana now?
At least we can save on location shots i guess.
 
Tholan

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k^M said:
Why not just turn the J49-J52 thread into a HBO mini series?
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Game of loads

With Wolf, the crazy stepmother, the midget wife, hot chocolate blowjob, blackmails, etc. it has everything
 
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Hoss

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If we do put donkey in it, it's gotta have a highlighter on it's flat chest somehow.
 
DickTrickle

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Uh, trex trex is totes magotes gonna be a doctor, didn't you know? She's just way too smart for this.
 
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Hoss

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Someone change these test tubes to highlighters and I think we have our coverart. And then lets not include any mentions of the swamp donkey in the porn.

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tad10

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a_skeleton_02 said:
I wonder if we can get Elisha Dushku to do a cameo.
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You could not fucking afford me. My rate in Deseret, Once I'm back to my Prime grade AAAAAAAAAAA++++ rate for a The Best Fuck They'll Ever Have is 1,700,000 USD (Gold Equivalent) for the 24 hours of the Mars Venus Conjunction. My regular rate is 150,000 USD for a six-hour Escort Date at The School in Deseret. Note The Palm Desert Gate will be the first, or amongst the first to Open when the first plutonium bomb explodes. RIP those who did not listen and get the fuck out of London, Boston, Paris, Vladivostok or Johannesburg


Elisha
 
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j00t

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tad10 said:
You could not fucking afford me. My rate in Deseret, Once I'm back to my Prime grade AAAAAAAAAAA++++ rate for a The Best Fuck They'll Ever Have is 1,700,000 USD (Gold Equivalent) for the 24 hours of the Mars Venus Conjunction. My regular rate is 150,000 USD for a six-hour Escort Date at The School in Deseret. Note The Palm Desert Gate will be the first, or amongst the first to Open when the first plutonium bomb explodes. RIP those who did not listen and get the fuck out of London, Boston, Paris, Vladivostok or Johannesburg


Elisha
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what does any of this even mean? why are you capitalizing random words?
 
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tad10 said:
You could not fucking afford me. My rate in Deseret, Once I'm back to my Prime grade AAAAAAAAAAA++++ rate for a The Best Fuck They'll Ever Have is 1,700,000 USD (Gold Equivalent) for the 24 hours of the Mars Venus Conjunction. My regular rate is 150,000 USD for a six-hour Escort Date at The School in Deseret. Note The Palm Desert Gate will be the first, or amongst the first to Open when the first plutonium bomb explodes. RIP those who did not listen and get the fuck out of London, Boston, Paris, Vladivostok or Johannesburg


Elisha
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Yeah, but what about friend discount Elisha? You promised me!

You're not deceiving me are you?
 
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