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Hoss Hoss Tejas is a funny place man. My first time there I was at a conference right outside Austin. Was all a bunch of super wealthy people from across the u.s. I end up at a table with Texans and all we talked about was cattle, oil and guns. I honestly had 0 idea there was so much to cattle and learned a lot about oil. Was funny and interesting.
 
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In my experience black cats seem smarter. It's gonna take some time for it to adapt to you.

Litter doesn't matter an awful lot. Most of the claims of odor nullifying are... Well, I'm not the best judge I'm largely desensitized. So maybe they're spot on. I just use basic clay litter though. The main thing is to change it every other day and scoop it if he lays a steamer.l

And food. Cat shi t should be dry. If it's even a little bit wet you're overfeeding him canned food. Dry kibble is better for them, canned food rots their teeth and gives them nasty shit. You can do half a bowl of kibble into half water and it'll become mush. Every cat I've fed prefers that mush to canned food, often actively. Like I've had cats that would ignore canned food in favor of wet kibble when given the option.

cow Milk makes most cats shit. If you ever notice your cat is constipated. Goat milk is richer than cow milk and they seem to digest it better, it you get a sick cat who's off their food.
 
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Foler said:
It's that one that I think is kinda famous I think and iirc it's on a vineyard or something? You walk in and there's like this round grill with amazing meats on it and hanging from above.

Ring any bells?
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Yes. That's a new location since I lived there but I've been to it and it's not bad BBQ, but it's second tier.

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Cats don't fart much, but when they do it's rancid. And entirely on purpose. They will find you just to fart on you.
 
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Yes. That's a new location since I lived there but I've been to it and it's not bad BBQ, but it's second tier.

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Nice! Yep that's it ! I'll have to get your rec next time I'm in the area.
 
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iannis said:
In my experience black cats seem smarter. It's gonna take some time for it to adapt to you.

Litter doesn't matter an awful lot. Most of the claims of odor nullifying are... Well, I'm not the best judge I'm largely desensitized. So maybe they're spot on. I just use basic clay litter though. The main thing is to change it every other day and scoop it if he lays a steamer.l

And food. Cat shi t should be dry. If it's even a little bit wet you're overfeeding him canned food. Dry kibble is better for them, canned food rots their teeth and gives them nasty shit. You can do half a bowl of kibble into half water and it'll become mush. Every cat I've fed prefers that mush to canned food, often actively. Like I've had cats that would ignore canned food in favor of wet kibble when given the option.

cow Milk makes most cats shit. If you ever notice your cat is constipated. Goat milk is richer than cow milk and they seem to digest it better, it you get a sick cat who's off their food.
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Man. So I just called my friend who volunteers at the shelter to see why my app was taking so long. So she called the lady that does the processing. Apparently there a little backlogged and it seems that someone else may have applied to adopt him and another cat. She put in a good word for me but I'll be super bummed if someone else gets him heh. Dunno if I'll have it in me to go back and look at another.. The place has this lame rule that if two cats have "bonded" then you have to adopt both so that limits a number of cats. I'd like to try one before two.

Man I'ma be real bummer if someone else gets him.
 
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When we adopted a cat from a shelter we just went in a room and grabbed the cat we wanted and they just about wanted to suck my cock to thank me for taking a cat. They had so many that they get euthanized much more quickly than the dogs. But you got a fucking waiting list?
 
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When we adopted a cat from a shelter we just went in a room and grabbed the cat we wanted and they just about wanted to suck my cock to thank me for taking a cat. They had so many that they get euthanized much more quickly than the dogs. But you got a fucking waiting list?
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Ya bro. This is one of those private ngo ones where they wanna know everything about you Google style before you adopt... It's a bit ridiculous. It's been a week and by now I've formed some weird theoretical emotional bond with a cat I don't even own yet..
 
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Today's lunch. Sardines over basmati rice with a splash of sot sauce. Hmu for recipe.

 
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Ya bro. This is one of those private ngo ones where they wanna know everything about you Google style before you adopt... It's a bit ridiculous. It's been a week and by now I've formed some weird theoretical emotional bond with a cat I don't even own yet..
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They clearly don't know about FOH. Where are you adopting from? Post a phone number.
 
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They clearly don't know about FOH. Where are you adopting from? Post a phone number.
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Lolll.

Maybe the other people will back out with Trump's NE scaring them. I should hear from the shelter by the end of the day.
 
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Ya but is this a result of Corona or already a complication with pneumonia cases? That is if it's even true.

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Coronavirus survivors may suffer from reduced lung function

The Hong Kong Hospital Authority announced the findings after studying the first wave of patients who had fully recovered from COVID-19, the South China Morning Post reported.
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That bitch reporter needs to be hauled out. Fuck her
 
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Folder it’s a goddamn travesty you are stuck in here yet Brando is free to shit up threads as if he was a homeless man in San Fransico.
 
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Folder it’s a goddamn travesty you are stuck in here yet Brando is free to shit up threads as if he was a homeless man in San Fransico.
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LOL.

I'm gonna draw people to my thread with latest breaking Corona news!
 
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