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Why am I the only one?

Because you were right about Epstein. I thought that thread was a joke by a long time but then your prophecies became realities. I feel like you can balance between skepticism and truth. I don't know anyone else around here who deep dives this shit. I mean you get people like lumi that are insane.

It is nearly 100% accurate. There are some things he brings up that are huge rabbit holes of thier own.
I may be able to save you some deep diving on a few things if you ask about them specifically.

I only got halfway through it last night. The level of influence they assert the CIA has in Hollywood seems to be only one piece to the puzzle. It seems like they believe all roads lead to CIA regarding Hollywood and media. I think that's giving the cia too much credit. I don't doubt the cia does influence these things but that they're missing other factors like sjw movement, liberal politicians, George Soros types, etc. What's your opinion? Are they giving the CIA too much credit and missing variables to their equation?

There's a lot of shit going on in this doc. Wish these guys would have made it a mini series with different segments or just focused on a single topic.
 
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Lol. Wonder if feminist and women are starting to realize that their "cause" was co-opted by Dems for an agenda. Now it doesn't fit the agenda and in the garbage can they go.

Amazed to see women and feminists that can't see the hypocrisy
 

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This quarantine shut down everything stuff is getting old. Shit's depressing. Even more depressing is how many people, mostly women, on nextdoor want to keep it like this indefinitely.
 

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Ffs I moved from living on the fucking beach with the best home office view you could ask for - rolling waves, back to the city, to be around people and now everything is closed and there are no people.

Fucking duped. If I were at the beach right now I'd be shitposting from the hot tub with my phone in one hand and a claw in the other (cause we know they ain't no lawz when u on da clawz)
 

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Bout to make a new York strip boys. Now if only I had a new York stripper to go with it AMIRITE?!
 

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Play with your pussy. Makes you feel better.
Don't have one. What's up big Izzy. You're not mad at me are you? You doing ok? Seen the fam hopefully? Don't let them overwork you. I can send you a care package of America's finest pastry - the pop tart. Other than that wish I could be more help.
 

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Don't have one. What's up big Izzy. You're not mad at me are you? You doing ok? Seen the fam hopefully? Don't let them overwork you. I can send you a care package of America's finest pastry - the pop tart. Other than that wish I could be more help.
It’s all good, no worries. Easter vacation’ish at home with the kids. I go back monday for the rat race. How’s the cat? More cat pics, plx :)
 
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I miss having cats. Can’t at this temp rental appartment, sucks.
 
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It’s all good, no worries. Easter vacation’ish at home with the kids. I go back monday for the rat race. How’s the cat? More cat pics, plx :)
He's good man. I will say though. He's a year old and still has a lot of energy. He gets bored I think and will bite my feet.. I think it's out of frustration/boredom. Also he'll bite sometimes for the same reason. He's super sweet tho, will come crash on you sleeping on his back. But when he's feeling squirrelly he drives me crazy. I'm slammed right now with work to get done on my computer but can't work at my desk because he always has to be around me and he'll step on my keyboard or get in front of my monitor etc. So I've been working on my laptop/couch because it's easier to keep him off it and I can sit near his cat tree which he'll take naps on.

Ive bought him a shit ton of toys. I just ordered some electronic ones in desperation to hopefully distract him. I hope the biting for attention/boredom stops/doesn't get worse. I've tried what the internet says and made noises when he does it but doesn't seem to help. Resorted to spray bottle last night even tho I prob shouldn't?

He's awesome and super sweet but it's getting to me when he gets squirrelly because I'm slammed busy till middle of next month.. I'd like to work at my desk in peace every now and then.

If you iannis iannis , Hosix Hosix , Void Void have any advice please let me know. I don't wanna lock him in a room. My place is littered with cat toys everywhere but he's either picky about them or just wants my attention. He follows me everywhere. Hell if I give him food then walk away he's torn whether to follow me or eat.

Also I'll throw some pics down after I get him groomed on Tuesday with his nails done and lion cut. That way you all can call me a raging faggot in unison.
 
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I read that this could be boundary testing since he's only a year old? When he sleeps on his cat tree it's a huge relief because I can sit there and bust out work.
 

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A spray bottle would work.

For biting cats I'll let them bite for a few days and make noise when they do it. "oowwwwww", even though it doesn't really hurt. Most cats will accept that you don't like to be bitten that hard, and begin to scale back the pressure they use while still biting.

Some of it is bonding, the cats really really wants to play and let you know that we're friends now. And as such will tend to get less over time as the cat gets more secure. Some of it is reinforcing. When they bite push their mouth off the bitten area and scratch an ear. Do that often enough and they seem to realize that the bite is too hard, but you're not angry with them.

I had one tomcat bite me to the bone. That one actually hurt and I picked him up so his face was level with mine, looked him straight in the eye, and yelled "Oww!" at him. Weirdly, that tomcat never bit again and would follow me around like his alpha. I think he was impressed that I didn't kill him. Of course, I had another cat who was just so affectionate she never did stop biting until she got old... then she seemed to realize that she was playing too rough. Couldn't teach her shit. She was sweet younger, a natural hunter. Just a prickly pear.

The door is a wonderful invention. There are rooms that my cats are not allowed to go into without me present. It takes them a little while to understand that's the rule, but once it sinks in it works. I can even leave the doors open and they'll sit at the threshold and ask if they can come in.
 
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You've got to be mean to them when they go into a place they're not supposed to be though, and that part sucks. Not sure if cats are smarter than human children or not. Usually I only have to smack a cat with a stick a few times for it to realize it should not get caught alone in that room.

Human children, i'm told, it can take years.
 
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