Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Foler said:
What's everyone's favorite plant?
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This is a question with potential.

Here is mine;

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If by hate you mean love, then there are a ton of reasons! First we need to talk about your dyslexia though.

Then I will tell you all about why I love America!
 
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If by hate you mean love, then there are a ton of reasons! First we need to talk about your dyslexia though.

Then I will tell you all about why I love America!
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Will you be voting for Trump or the sexual predator pedo in this upcoming election?
 
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Foler said:
Fucking A trimming a cats nails is impossible
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I told you! Just get him a bunch of scratching posts and mats and shit. Cats in the wild don't trim their nails, so if they don't come off from scratching and get too long, they actually bite them off. I find little razor sharp pieces of claw on the floor from time to time (with my bare feet, of course).

Fuck that whole trimming thing. Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
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I told you! Just get him a bunch of scratching posts and mats and shit. Cats in the wild don't trim their nails, so if they don't come off from scratching and get too long, they actually bite them off. I find little razor sharp pieces of claw on the floor from time to time (with my bare feet, of course).

Fuck that whole trimming thing. Ain't nobody got time for that.
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Dude he's ripping me apart just being playful. I'm gonna get cat scratch fever or some shit at this rate. Thinking of taking him back to the groomers for another round of rubber covers. Hated doing that to him but the little shit wants to climb my knee like a mountain.
 
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Void said:
I told you! Just get him a bunch of scratching posts and mats and shit. Cats in the wild don't trim their nails, so if they don't come off from scratching and get too long, they actually bite them off. I find little razor sharp pieces of claw on the floor from time to time (with my bare feet, of course).

Fuck that whole trimming thing. Ain't nobody got time for that.
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Also he's got tons of scratching posts
 
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Dude he's ripping me apart just being playful. I'm gonna get cat scratch fever or some shit at this rate. Thinking of taking him back to the groomers for another round of rubber covers. Hated doing that to him but the little shit wants to climb my knee like a mountain.
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But just think of all the immunity you're building up!

Fabio scratched the fuck out of me for months after I got him, mostly because he was scared all the time. He'll eventually settle down. Do you yell "Owww!" every time he does it? Get him to realize that he's playing too rough, and eventually it might sink in.
 
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But just think of all the immunity you're building up!

Fabio scratched the fuck out of me for months after I got him, mostly because he was scared all the time. He'll eventually settle down. Do you yell "Owww!" every time he does it? Get him to realize that he's playing too rough, and eventually it might sink in.
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I'll try screaming louder for a few days
 
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