Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Asshat Foler
2024 FoH Asshat
- 48,194
- 43,397
Fucking gross. I don't know. I think so? Gonna call the vet first thing in the morning.
Too hard to get a pic with his fur
Asshat Foler
2024 FoH Asshat
- 48,194
- 43,397
Screamfeeder
The Dirtbag
- 13,309
- 11,211
ZyyzYzzy
RIP USA
- 25,295
- 48,789
Asshat Foler
2024 FoH Asshat
- 48,194
- 43,397
But you don't have my number?
Screamfeeder what do you look like, I always just picture Charlie Runkle
I've always pictured him with dark curly hair, bit of a beer belly gut. Often times wears catchy t-shirts with cargo shorts and flip flops.
Screamfeeder
The Dirtbag
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I'm 4'3", 534lbs. I have greasy hands and even greasier eyes. The last three or four strands of crackling keratin you could loosely call "hair" sprout from behind my twisted and broken ears. They are a flaxen gold due to my daily intake of the same named metal for which I covet so deeply.
No Runkle am I. No Evan Handler is this broken shell of twisted automination. My face is that of a pig and my feet stained greyish white from the emissions I clean daily and nightly.
Gnarled, defective and pathetic enough to think I could matter at all.
That is I.
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Screamfeeder
The Dirtbag
- 13,309
- 11,211
ONE of these statements is spot on. Everyone gets ONE guess and winner gets my avatar pick for 3 days.
Screamfeeder
The Dirtbag
- 13,309
- 11,211
Screamfeeder
The Dirtbag
- 13,309
- 11,211
Asshat Foler
2024 FoH Asshat
- 48,194
- 43,397
I'm gonna sit on it overnight. I'm pretty sure I think I know which one is true.
Screamfeeder
The Dirtbag
- 13,309
- 11,211
So you're going to wait for your betters to take the wrong ones by being bold? Pfft.
Asshat Foler
2024 FoH Asshat
- 48,194
- 43,397
Your insufferable ego makes me lean towards the t shirts. That is not my final guess, yet.
Screamfeeder
The Dirtbag
- 13,309
- 11,211
I have a MASSIVE ego and love me some catch phrases...big fan of puns too. Sure you don't want to get ahead of one of my alts?
Screamfeeder
The Dirtbag
- 13,309
- 11,211
Will do. You pick the mod and I'll pm them the answer. It's going to confuse the fuck out of them but I'm all for shenanigans of that kind.Yeah but if I guess how do I know you won't lie? You need to tellAmod the answer first.
Asshat Foler
2024 FoH Asshat
- 48,194
- 43,397
Screamfeeder
The Dirtbag
- 13,309
- 11,211
- 34,755
- 135,556
Okay, kid. Give it your best shot.MusicForFish can you confirm once you've received his answer and proceed with sanctioning this.