Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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It begins with a delightful little arpeggio, called the mud shark arpeggio, so Imagine I'm a Bard. I'm playing the Mud Shark arpeggio!
 
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Asshat Foler

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Big Phoenix Big Phoenix when did these funko pops become a thing with Reddit loser nerds? I have a 40 year old employee with a giant bookshelf of them. Thinking of firing him
 
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If you please, we then have the mating call of the adult mud shark, so picture if you will, the adult mud shark in full mud shark stride, calling out the familiar call for it's mate, and you have then, together, the mud shark dance and mating cry. That's a lovely thing, it really is, I must say, and the arpeggio!

Wonderful. The adult mud shark mating call and dance, with arpeggio, that is how you set the mood folks.
 

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If you please, we then have the mating call of the adult mud shark, so picture if you will, the adult mud shark in full mud shark stride, calling out the familiar call for it's mate, and you have then, together, the mud shark dance and mating cry. That's a lovely thing, it really is, I must say, and the arpeggio!

Wonderful. The adult mud shark mating call and dance, with arpeggio, that is how you set the mood folks.
 

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Kirun Kirun would you like to buy a mypillow to go along with your #saveddemocracy? Promo code KARILAKE

 
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I watched that whole Lake vs Hobbs thing

Home run after home run for Lake's team, not trollin'

That one county lawyer chick fucked up so bad, see if a clip gets made of it
 

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I watched that whole Lake vs Hobbs thing

Home run after home run for Lake's team, not trollin'

That one county lawyer chick fucked up so bad, see if a clip gets made of it
So what you’re saying is, we should stand ready?