You are over-egging this pudding sir.
You have constructed a fantasy by feeding a story plot to a chatbot. Again. Noted. You are to the FoH boards what Carrot Top was to comedy. A prop comic.
Interesting fact: prior to the 20th century, the word "despite" or "in spite of" had a lot more force. In regular usage, to say you did something "despite" or "in spite of" X, the connotation was one of actually spiting the hindrance. One does Y to spite X. Ladies did not use such a phrase.
"I kept walking despite the cold" meant, in regular usage before the 20th century, "I kept walking, so as to spite the cold."
I do not have any friends here. Your narrative about me is not a good one many features could be put differently and get a much more accurate output.
But you have overegged your pudding, sir. I'll chat, despite your bot, in spite of your bot. And in mild respite, wish you a happy holiday.