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Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread
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Nirgon
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I'm not sure if the story of the mud shark, which as is customary has begun with the mating call of the adult male mud shark with dance, and the delightful mud shark arpeggio -- ! -- involves the works of the devil at the get go, in any sense, unless you have an argument with the ocean.
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DickTrickle
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If you have to ask that, you might be morally suspect.
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This is a medical facility. I suspected this could happen but the Administrator just would not listen.
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joz123
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Nirgon
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I was giving the full run down on the story of the mud shark, and really had just established the delightful Mud Shark arpeggio, the mating all and dance of the adult male mud shark, and Foler replied by copying my post and saying a something about abortions and how God will soon settle with all evil spirits, and I said, well, at least at this stage, the delightful arpeggio and so forth, in full, there are no evil spirits in the story of the Mud Shark, not yet at least, unless he (Foler) has a moral quarrel with the ocean.
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Nirgon
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You know I was pretty confused by your diction at first. The metaphor with the mud shark did somewhat make sense, being it is Foler. But what really shines through here for me is that he's truly like a mud shark that's swum up some river, seemingly unable to go back. He doesn't fit in so well in the ocean and there's bound to be some moral quarrel, as you put it, behind this thing. HE AVOIDS THE QUESTION.
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https://www.firesofheaven.org/members/dicktrickle.30/ was asking, maybe the fact I am asking if Foler has a quarrel with the ocean is what is morally suspect. I think we are supposed to ask these kinds of questions.
Yes, but with good reason.
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DickTrickle
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I do not know if Foler is avoidant, or just capable of functioning in an extremely low-flow and low-connection memory environment.
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The AM Texas radio of FoH coming low and noisy and a dull thud, rising out of the swamps of Foler's benzo dreams and Ambien run-in with the local hustlers off the LBJ near Town East Mall. Precogs in pools covered with silk canopies lay always awake and knowing, but never watching, what must happen, and this as the river goes by. As Foler rises a-bed and falls a-bed with the steady pace of a blind man who keeps a small orchard by everyday feeling each hanging pair of fruit carefully, to check if they are ready.
I'll tell you this no eternal reward shall forgive us now for wasting the dawn.
I'll tell you this no eternal reward shall forgive us now for wasting the dawn.
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