We were opening an AMC theater and the fucking fire alarm contractor didn't put the smoke head in the AC duct detector. That meant we had to come in at 4am, take apart stadium seating and build a ramp for an A-frame ladder so this dick head could install 1 smokie. I'm not a small guy and there was another dude with me that was bigger than me. I asked him if he thought he could hold one quarter of the ladder on his hands/thigh long enough for the guy to go up and that's exactly what we did. Fuck taking all them seats out.
