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this bro was chilling in my basement

Vinyard_sl said:

this bro was chilling in my basement

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Fuck those things, we call them dragons at our household and often hold raids when they spawn.

Vinyard_sl said:

this bro was chilling in my basement

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House centipede. More deadly than a daddy long legs, but with bigger fangs.

Talk about your guns and jacked up trucks and the thousands of women you bang before noon on a monday all you want, But being scared of a god damn bug, that revokes your man card.

I grew up with a bunch of those in my basement alongside wolf spiders. I laugh when people squirm at the sight of spiders, but centipedes are legitimately fucking gross. Their main defense mechanism is to detach several of their legs which will then twitch back and forth on their own, distracting predators while they run away. I was usually tasked with killing any centipede spotted by my family, and smushing them outright would not only leave a dozen twitching legs all over the place, but a fair amount of juice. That body is basically just a fat tube of juicy innards.

GIS "fat tube of juicy innards"

statistically speaking, I have the biggest white dick here.

All those Asians fucking up the average for Murica!

Quineloe_sl said:

statistically speaking, I have the biggest white dick here.

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I'm rocking a cool Icelandic 6.5'

Chris_sl said:

I'm rocking a cool Icelandic 6.5'

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but blue isn't white.

I wanted to GIS for frostbite pictures to add to this post. I almost threw up.