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Johnny53

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I went to Denmark on a business trip in October and had dinner with some customers. When I tried to leave a tip after the dinner one of the clients I was eating with picked up the money and told me "don't bring your corrupt american customs to our country." He said it with a smile as he handed the money back to me. I had honestly forgotten that tipping was an almost purely american thing and is almost seen as I guess insulting in other countries.

I have no problem with tipping, if that is the way their pay is set up. In places where there isn't tipping that missing 'cost' is built into the price of the goods anyway. Its just an argument that comes down to do you think someone will work better if their commission is somewhat based on performance vs. should it just be treated like any other job where you're at risk of getting fired if you put out a consistently bad effort.

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I don't see hookers on the tip list ? does that mean that after a good hummer I don't have to throw her an extra Lincoln
 

Dis

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@Sithes

Your ignorance about waiting tables is astounding. Seriously, if you guys knew what waiters were judged on, you would be holding this conversation in a different light. Sithes, you say a shoe salesman gets EARNED COMMISSION for upselling you to three shoes instead of two. Guess what bro, good waiters upsell you from those $14 dollar enchilada plate to the $20+ fajita combo plate. A good waiter will try and sell you desserts when you have no interest in buying one to begin with (ex. Hey guys, I know you are full right now, but trust me when I tell you, when you get home you will be craving some desserts. Let me just show you this tray, pick something off of it, and I will box it up for you). A good waiter will try and upsell you on alcohol (This <insert top shelf alcohol> drink is one of my most popular, I have yet to have one sent back. How about this, let me order one for you, if you dont like it, Ill take it back and take it off the check). Waiters get judged on time to turnover their tables, and their PPA (per plate average), which basically translates, how much food, and alcohol are you SELLING. So yes, being a waiter and getting a tip AKA Commision is an EARNED commission. Get a fucking clue about a job before you start spouting off nonsense jackass.

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Sithes_sl

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@Sithes

Your ignorance about waiting tables is astounding. Seriously, if you guys knew what waiters were judged on, you would be holding this conversation in a different light. Sithes, you say a shoe salesman gets EARNED COMMISSION for upselling you to three shoes instead of two. Guess what bro, good waiters upsell you from those $14 dollar enchilada plate to the $20+ fajita combo plate. A good waiter will try and sell you desserts when you have no interest in buying one to begin with (ex. Hey guys, I know you are full right now, but trust me when I tell you, when you get home you will be craving some desserts. Let me just show you this tray, pick something off of it, and I will box it up for you). A good waiter will try and upsell you on alcohol (This <insert top shelf alcohol> drink is one of my most popular, I have yet to have one sent back. How about this, let me order one for you, if you dont like it, Ill take it back and take it off the check). Waiters get judged on time to turnover their tables, and their PPA (per plate average), which basically translates, how much food, and alcohol are you SELLING. So yes, being a waiter and getting a tip AKA Commision is an EARNED commission. Get a fucking clue about a job before you start spouting off nonsense jackass.
Ooh so touchy, and you can't read? Again never did I say waiters don't up sell, nor did I say good waiters didn't earn their tips. I also never said a good salesman upsells you 3 pair of shoes. You've changed my mind though, please tip your waitstaff well, including the shite ones. apparently its an act of charity as their skill-set is quite limited to this vocation.

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cabbitcabbit

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Quit being cheap bitches and tip your fucking servers. Are you so fucking broke that you can't toss out another 5-10 bucks? Don't go out, stay home and eat your microwavable pizza.
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Pagan

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Dis;89200 said:
@Sithes

Your ignorance about waiting tables is astounding. Seriously, if you guys knew what waiters were judged on, you would be holding this conversation in a different light. Sithes, you say a shoe salesman gets EARNED COMMISSION for upselling you to three shoes instead of two. Guess what bro, good waiters upsell you from those $14 dollar enchilada plate to the $20+ fajita combo plate. A good waiter will try and sell you desserts when you have no interest in buying one to begin with (ex. Hey guys, I know you are full right now, but trust me when I tell you, when you get home you will be craving some desserts. Let me just show you this tray, pick something off of it, and I will box it up for you). A good waiter will try and upsell you on alcohol (This <insert top shelf alcohol> drink is one of my most popular, I have yet to have one sent back. How about this, let me order one for you, if you dont like it, Ill take it back and take it off the check). Waiters get judged on time to turnover their tables, and their PPA (per plate average), which basically translates, how much food, and alcohol are you SELLING. So yes, being a waiter and getting a tip AKA Commision is an EARNED commission. Get a fucking clue about a job before you start spouting off nonsense jackass.

Wowzers, someone had a bad day at Bennigans.
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Dis

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@Sithes

Your ignorance about waiting tables is astounding. Seriously, if you guys knew what waiters were judged on, you would be holding this conversation in a different light. Sithes, you say a shoe salesman gets EARNED COMMISSION for upselling you to three shoes instead of two. Guess what bro, good waiters upsell you from those $14 dollar enchilada plate to the $20+ fajita combo plate. A good waiter will try and sell you desserts when you have no interest in buying one to begin with (ex. Hey guys, I know you are full right now, but trust me when I tell you, when you get home you will be craving some desserts. Let me just show you this tray, pick something off of it, and I will box it up for you). A good waiter will try and upsell you on alcohol (This <insert top shelf alcohol> drink is one of my most popular, I have yet to have one sent back. How about this, let me order one for you, if you dont like it, Ill take it back and take it off the check). Waiters get judged on time to turnover their tables, and their PPA (per plate average), which basically translates, how much food, and alcohol are you SELLING. So yes, being a waiter and getting a tip AKA Commision is an EARNED commission. Get a fucking clue about a job before you start spouting off nonsense jackass.

Wowzers, someone had a bad day at Bennigans.
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No, just irritated at people who dont know to fucking quote a post. Other than that I am great, how are you?

@Sithes - if all you are essentially saying is, tip good waiters good, and poorly tip or dont tip bad waiters, then bro, just say it. No need to get all TLDR with points that dont even make your point.

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Insomnia_sl

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I think theres only been a few times where I didnt tip. This being because the waitress (each time a old hag) basically took our orders, brought us drinks then food. And after that they were never to be seen again, usually it took me finding them or when the manager comes around asking everyone how things are I have to tell them our waitress seems to be hiding from us. I dont know if it is because my wife and I are both in our mid-late 20s with a 4yr old and think we have no money? But I make really good money and never have a problem tipping more than usual if the service is good. Anyways, some cool cars.