Girls who broke your heart thread
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Probably one of those bitches that wears super tight yoga pants then gets all offended when I credit-card swipe my pinky up her asscrack to see if I"ve been approved.Eomer said:
THEY ALL BITCHES AM I RIGHT DOODS!?
Who was this Mr. Experience who touched you so painfully because I sure hope he isn"t still a teacher!Phazael said:
I agree, though, we do need more real-life absolutely true and accurately presented stories so we can get back to giving advice. It"s the only way these kids will learn: teh internetz.
I realized today I"m not in love with Asians. I"m in love with foreign girls. Key difference. Couldn"t give 2 shits about the hottest white girl walking by. But a cute and/or interesting foreign girl? Mmmmm
(white foreign girls usually don"t count). Maybe I hate myself and my own people?
(white foreign girls usually don"t count). Maybe I hate myself and my own people?
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You"d be surprised. It"s not that I disagree with the sentiment that most women are batshit, I just in context it was funny. (Badabidi said:
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Don"t know if anyone remembers from earlier this summer; the girl who was somewhat (i.e. after 2 dates) quick on the trigger and labelled us boyfriend/girlfriend? Well, we had a fun summer. Hiking, dinners, drinking, talking, etc. And I just finished things with her - I just wasn"t enough into her. (And.. there"s this other girl.) So far, she appears to be one of the non-crazies, also after the breakup.
The other girl is... what I"d normally say way out of my league. But she"s been steadily pursuing me for the past 5-6 weeks, so I"ve got a date planned with her this afternoon. Really looking forward to it. She"ll easily be the most beautiful girl I"ve dated, so I"ll probably mess things up at some point.
But it will be fun!
The other girl is... what I"d normally say way out of my league. But she"s been steadily pursuing me for the past 5-6 weeks, so I"ve got a date planned with her this afternoon. Really looking forward to it. She"ll easily be the most beautiful girl I"ve dated, so I"ll probably mess things up at some point.
But it will be fun!
Nothing to do with hating yourself, man. Many black dudes aren"t attracted to black women, and it"s not because they hate themselves, that"s for sure!Dabamf said:
More like, maybe you"re just bored with your own culture, as I bet it"s more than just the girls, but the culture you dig. Like, if there"s an Asian chick completely raised all white-bread, do you still like her as much as a foreign chick that"s all foreigny?
Yea, that"s the actual reason. I was just making a joke.
There"s this cute & really interesting foreign girl at work. I"m so busy lately I haven"t given a shit about girls in general, hoped or even wanted to bother with them. Couple cute white girls around, still don"t care. Then I talk to this foreign chick a couple days, just really interesting and fun to talk to, and I don"t give a shit so I"m showing 100% confidence, body language, all of it. She"s getting roped in quick & I can tell. Then yesterday I realize, "Damn, this girl is something, and she digs me." And suddenly today I"m thinking "how do I act, what do I say."
Mother fucker
There"s this cute & really interesting foreign girl at work. I"m so busy lately I haven"t given a shit about girls in general, hoped or even wanted to bother with them. Couple cute white girls around, still don"t care. Then I talk to this foreign chick a couple days, just really interesting and fun to talk to, and I don"t give a shit so I"m showing 100% confidence, body language, all of it. She"s getting roped in quick & I can tell. Then yesterday I realize, "Damn, this girl is something, and she digs me." And suddenly today I"m thinking "how do I act, what do I say."
Mother fucker
We"ve been over this. You DO like white women. It"s just that they don"t like you.Dabamf said:
Holy crap...I hope you are joking. I didn"t get married until I was in my 30s...And only then after a few years living together. Don"t be in a rush. Have some fun...Explore the world. We had our kids in our late 30s...This is the 21st century...Not the 1950s.Big Picasso said:
You just need to settle down with a good girl that lets you fist her in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
